I am sorely tempted to register on the site just to send Hahahahahaha!
As a response. From: Paul Griswold <pgrisw...@fusiondigitalproductions.com<mailto:pgrisw...@fusiondigitalproductions.com>> Reply-To: "softimage@listproc.autodesk.com<mailto:softimage@listproc.autodesk.com>" <softimage@listproc.autodesk.com<mailto:softimage@listproc.autodesk.com>> Date: Friday 27 June 2014 at 4:47 PM To: "softimage@listproc.autodesk.com<mailto:softimage@listproc.autodesk.com>" <softimage@listproc.autodesk.com<mailto:softimage@listproc.autodesk.com>> Subject: Re: A freelance job.... really? My favorite is (and I get this kind of email at least once a month): "I have written a children's book and I need an animator to bring it to life. I don't have a budget, but you will get a lot of exposure and I will use you for all my future projects once this one gets off the ground. I only need a very short animation.. probably only around 15-20 minutes, so it won't take you very long to do the work. But it needs to be the same level of quality as Shrek or Toy Story, so I need your assurances that you'll produce high-quality work..." Classic. Someone I've never heard of, with a book nobody has bought wants me to work for free so I can get the chance to have them hire me again someday once they hit it big... -Paul On Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 10:37 AM, Tim Crowson <tim.crow...@magneticdreams.com<mailto:tim.crow...@magneticdreams.com>> wrote: Everybody contact him, tell him exactly what he wants to hear, then start underbidding... -Tim On 6/27/2014 9:19 AM, Stefan Kubicek wrote: I was torn between flagging it "prohibited" and "best of". Ultimately I couldn't resist but going for the latter :-) I know, that's why it seemed odd. Seriously though, is that a legit ad? On 6/27/2014 9:04 AM, Eric Thivierge wrote: No, that seems awfully typical. On Friday, June 27, 2014 10:03:46 AM, Tim Crowson wrote: That sounds awfully deliberate. :-D -Tim On 6/27/2014 8:54 AM, Stephen Davidson wrote: I just thought I would post this freelance 3D animation Job, from Craigslist, for our professional animation group's ammusement. I sure gave me a good laugh.... http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cpg/4529563953.html -- Best Regards, * Stephen P. Davidson** **(954) 552-7956<tel:%28954%29%20552-7956> * sdavid...@3danimationmagic.com<mailto:sdavid...@3danimationmagic.com> /Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic/ - Arthur C. Clarke <http://www.3danimationmagic.com><http://www.3danimationmagic.com> -- Signature -- -- [http://www.keyvis.at/wp-content/gallery/aboutUs/keyvisLogoMail.png] ----------------------------------------------------- Stefan Kubicek ste...@keyvis.at<mailto:%22ste...@keyvis.at%22%20%3cste...@keyvis.at%3E> ----------------------------------------------------- Alfred Feierfeilstraße 3 A-2380 Perchtoldsdorf bei Wien Phone: +43 (0) 699 12614231 www.keyvis.at<http://www.keyvis.at> This email and its attachments are confidential and for the recipient only -- <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="width:100%;"> <tr> <td align="left" style="text-align:justify;"><font face="arial,sans-serif" size="1" color="#999999"><span style="font-size:11px;">This communication is intended for the addressee only. It is confidential. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately and destroy the original message. You may not copy or disseminate this communication without the permission of the University. Only authorised signatories are competent to enter into agreements on behalf of the University and recipients are thus advised that the content of this message may not be legally binding on the University and may contain the personal views and opinions of the author, which are not necessarily the views and opinions of The University of the Witwatersrand, Johannesburg. All agreements between the University and outsiders are subject to South African Law unless the University agrees in writing to the contrary. </span></font></td> </tr> </table>