Ha ha, dream gig! Can't wait to take it :D

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> On Jun 27, 2014, at 9:38 PM, Maurice Patel <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> And throw in a previs for free because it is such a deal!
> 
> 
> Maurice Patel
> Autodesk : Tél:  514 954-7134
> 
> From: [email protected] 
> [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Patrick Neese
> Sent: Friday, June 27, 2014 12:06 PM
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Re: A freelance job.... really?
> 
> Let's see if my basic math is up to par.
> 
> 188 seconds... let's say 24fps....4,512 frames * (Let's just say by some 
> miracle) 30 minutes a frame total with all passes... 135,360 rendering 
> minutes...Let's say I had happened to have 5 servers running full time in my 
> walk in closet as a freelance artist. 27,072 Minutes on each machine... 
> That's 19 days of rendering...just rendering assuming no issues...everything 
> looks great and we are a 1:1 (Because our storyboards are so great and we 
> even did animatics).  If I had to farm that out at 5 dollars per machine hour 
> (12 core/hours).... $2,256
> 
> Shoot that leave $1,744 for modeling, rigging, animation, texture creation, 
> texturing, lighting, simulation, custom tools, setting up render jobs, etc.  
> I'm in!
> 
> On Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 10:26 AM, Angus Davidson 
> <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
> I am sorely tempted to register on the site just to send
> 
> Hahahahahaha!
> 
> As a response.
> 
> 
> 
> From: Paul Griswold 
> <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>>
> Reply-To: 
> "[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>" 
> <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>>
> Date: Friday 27 June 2014 at 4:47 PM
> To: "[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>" 
> <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>>
> Subject: Re: A freelance job.... really?
> 
> My favorite is (and I get this kind of email at least once a month):
> 
> "I have written a children's book and I need an animator to bring it to life. 
>  I don't have a budget, but you will get a lot of exposure and I will use you 
> for all my future projects once this one gets off the ground.  I only need a 
> very short animation.. probably only around 15-20 minutes, so it won't take 
> you very long to do the work.  But it needs to be the same level of quality 
> as Shrek or Toy Story, so I need your assurances that you'll produce 
> high-quality work..."
> 
> Classic.  Someone I've never heard of, with a book nobody has bought wants me 
> to work for free so I can get the chance to have them hire me again someday 
> once they hit it big...
> 
> -Paul
> 
> 
> On Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 10:37 AM, Tim Crowson 
> <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
> Everybody contact him, tell him exactly what he wants to hear, then start 
> underbidding...
> -Tim
> 
> 
> On 6/27/2014 9:19 AM, Stefan Kubicek wrote:
> I was torn between flagging it "prohibited" and "best of". Ultimately I 
> couldn't resist but going for the latter :-)
> 
> 
> 
> I know, that's why it seemed odd. Seriously though, is that a legit ad?
> 
> On 6/27/2014 9:04 AM, Eric Thivierge wrote:
> No, that seems awfully typical.
> 
> On Friday, June 27, 2014 10:03:46 AM, Tim Crowson wrote:
> 
> That sounds awfully deliberate.  :-D
> 
> -Tim
> 
> On 6/27/2014 8:54 AM, Stephen Davidson wrote:
> 
> I just thought I would post this freelance 3D animation Job, from
> Craigslist,
> for our professional animation group's ammusement.
> 
> I sure gave me a good laugh....
> 
> http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cpg/4529563953.html
> 
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