You couldn't build anything from this document anyway. The original was made of crapalloy of which there is no mention!
Mike Joe Street wrote: > That's so old! > I built one of those years ago in my basement. The problem is that the > framistrap let go from the firmathrottle which overramped the > nucleomodulator resulting in a total meltdown. I never got my money > back! Be warned. > > J > > Mike Redler wrote: > > >> The machine that makes all other machines obsolete! >> http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/%7Eids/dotdot/misc/jokes/turboencabulator.txt >> >> Turboencabulator >> JH Quick >> >> [From The Institute of Electrical Engineers, Students Quarterly Journal 25] >> >> For a number of years now, work has has been proceeding in order to bring >> prefection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would work to not >> only supply inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detectors, >> but >> would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters. >> Such >> a machine is the 'Turboencabulator'. Basically, the only new principle >> involved >> is that instead of the power being generated by the relaxive motion of >> conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interactions of magneto- >> reluctance and capacitive directance. >> >> The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surrounded by >> a >> malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings >> were >> in direct line with the pentametric fan, the latter consisted simply of six >> hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar vaneshaft that >> side >> fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal >> lotus- >> o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid solts in the stator, every >> seventh >> conductor being connected by a non-reversible termic pipe to the differential >> girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeter. >> >> Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arrranged to feed into >> the >> rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenyhydrobenzamine and 5 percent >> reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have specific pericosities >> given by p=2.4 Cn where n is the diathecial evolute of retrograde temperature >> phase disposition and C is the Chomondeley's annual grillage coefficient. >> Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar pilfrometer, but up to >> the >> present date nothing has been found to equal the transcetental hopper >> dadoscope. >> >> Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a >> regurgitative purwell and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this >> proved >> to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found >> that >> the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be >> tankered. >> >> The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator >> failed >> largely because of lack of appreciation of the large quasi-pietic stresses in >> the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit >> bars to >> the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be >> prevented >> by the simple addition of teeth to socket, almost perfect running was >> secured. >> >> The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by >> constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on >> the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase >> detractors have remissed. >> >> Undoubtedly, the turboencabulator has now reached a very high level of >> technical >> development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. >> In >> addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in >> conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal >> depleneration. >> _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
