Everyone knows you need to rectify the Dilithium crystals BEFORE they go into theframistrap. Duh!
Mine works fine. Mike Redler wrote: >You couldn't build anything from this document anyway. The original was >made of crapalloy of which there is no mention! > >Mike > >Joe Street wrote: > > >>That's so old! >>I built one of those years ago in my basement. The problem is that the >>framistrap let go from the firmathrottle which overramped the >>nucleomodulator resulting in a total meltdown. I never got my money >>back! Be warned. >> >>J >> >>Mike Redler wrote: >> >> >> >> >>>The machine that makes all other machines obsolete! >>>http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/%7Eids/dotdot/misc/jokes/turboencabulator.txt >>> >>>Turboencabulator >>>JH Quick >>> >>>[From The Institute of Electrical Engineers, Students Quarterly Journal 25] >>> >>>For a number of years now, work has has been proceeding in order to bring >>>prefection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would work to not >>>only supply inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detectors, >>>but >>>would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters. >>>Such >>>a machine is the 'Turboencabulator'. Basically, the only new principle >>>involved >>>is that instead of the power being generated by the relaxive motion of >>>conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interactions of magneto- >>>reluctance and capacitive directance. >>> >>>The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surrounded by >>>a >>>malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings >>>were >>>in direct line with the pentametric fan, the latter consisted simply of six >>>hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar vaneshaft that >>>side >>>fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal >>>lotus- >>>o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid solts in the stator, every >>>seventh >>>conductor being connected by a non-reversible termic pipe to the differential >>>girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeter. >>> >>>Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arrranged to feed into >>>the >>>rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenyhydrobenzamine and 5 percent >>>reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have specific pericosities >>>given by p=2.4 Cn where n is the diathecial evolute of retrograde temperature >>>phase disposition and C is the Chomondeley's annual grillage coefficient. >>>Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar pilfrometer, but up to >>>the >>>present date nothing has been found to equal the transcetental hopper >>>dadoscope. >>> >>>Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a >>>regurgitative purwell and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this >>>proved >>>to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found >>>that >>>the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be >>>tankered. >>> >>>The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator >>>failed >>>largely because of lack of appreciation of the large quasi-pietic stresses in >>>the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit >>>bars to >>>the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be >>>prevented >>>by the simple addition of teeth to socket, almost perfect running was >>>secured. >>> >>>The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by >>>constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on >>>the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase >>>detractors have remissed. >>> >>>Undoubtedly, the turboencabulator has now reached a very high level of >>>technical >>>development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. >>>In >>>addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in >>>conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal >>>depleneration. >>> >>> >>> > > >_______________________________________________ >Biofuel mailing list >Biofuel@sustainablelists.org >http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > >Biofuel at Journey to Forever: >http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > >Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): >http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > > > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
