1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always
higher than the supply



2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
returned.



3)Professor of Algebra:  Kiss is infinity, because two divided by nothing



4)Professor of Geometry:  Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.



5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the Heart.



6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
two hearts.



7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.



8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
muscles in the state of contraction.



9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.



10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child,  ecstasy
for the youth and homage for the old.



11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on
the vital statistics of 36-24-36.



12) Professor of English:  Kiss is a noun, which is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
applicable to all.



13) Professor of Architecture:  Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond
between the two dynamic objects.



14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ?  It seems to be an
undefined variable.


Courtesy: Ramkumar.

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