*If you kiss a Miss , she hiss* If miss kisses, you bliss *cnu.pne*
On 11/22/08, Lalitha Subramaniam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Beautiful definitions. Enjoyed reading it Mr. Nair. ha ha ha > Lalithasubramaniam > > On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 2:27 AM, Raman K <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> >> 1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is >> always higher than the supply >> >> >> >> 2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when >> returned. >> >> >> >> 3)Professor of Algebra: Kiss is infinity, because two divided by nothing >> >> >> >> 4)Professor of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. >> >> >> >> 5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the >> expansion of the Heart. >> >> >> >> 6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between >> two hearts. >> >> >> >> 7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. >> >> >> >> 8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two >> orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. >> >> >> >> 9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. >> >> >> >> 10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy >> for the youth and homage for the old. >> >> >> >> 11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on >> the vital statistics of 36-24-36. >> >> >> >> 12) Professor of English: Kiss is a noun, which is used as a >> conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and >> it is applicable to all. >> >> >> >> 13) Professor of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid >> bond between the two dynamic objects. >> >> >> >> 14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ? It seems to be an >> undefined variable. >> >> >> Courtesy: Ramkumar. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > -- cnu.pne To react is easy than to act srinivasan ms pune --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
