ha ha ha. On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 7:16 AM, Srinivasan MS <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> *If you kiss a Miss , she hiss* > If miss kisses, you bliss > > *cnu.pne* > > > On 11/22/08, Lalitha Subramaniam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> Beautiful definitions. Enjoyed reading it Mr. Nair. ha ha ha >> Lalithasubramaniam >> >> On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 2:27 AM, Raman K <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >>> >>> 1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is >>> always higher than the supply >>> >>> >>> >>> 2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable >>> when returned. >>> >>> >>> >>> 3)Professor of Algebra: Kiss is infinity, because two divided by >>> nothing >>> >>> >>> >>> 4)Professor of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two >>> lips. >>> >>> >>> >>> 5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the >>> expansion of the Heart. >>> >>> >>> >>> 6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between >>> two hearts. >>> >>> >>> >>> 7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. >>> >>> >>> >>> 8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two >>> orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. >>> >>> >>> >>> 9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. >>> >>> >>> >>> 10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy >>> for the youth and homage for the old. >>> >>> >>> >>> 11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on >>> the vital statistics of 36-24-36. >>> >>> >>> >>> 12) Professor of English: Kiss is a noun, which is used as a >>> conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and >>> it is applicable to all. >>> >>> >>> >>> 13) Professor of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid >>> bond between the two dynamic objects. >>> >>> >>> >>> 14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ? It seems to be an >>> undefined variable. >>> >>> >>> Courtesy: Ramkumar. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
