Beautiful definitions. Enjoyed reading it Mr. Nair. ha ha ha Lalithasubramaniam
On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 2:27 AM, Raman K <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is > always higher than the supply > > > > 2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when > returned. > > > > 3)Professor of Algebra: Kiss is infinity, because two divided by nothing > > > > 4)Professor of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. > > > > 5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the > expansion of the Heart. > > > > 6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between > two hearts. > > > > 7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. > > > > 8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris > muscles in the state of contraction. > > > > 9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. > > > > 10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy > for the youth and homage for the old. > > > > 11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on > the vital statistics of 36-24-36. > > > > 12) Professor of English: Kiss is a noun, which is used as a conjunction; > it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is > applicable to all. > > > > 13) Professor of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid > bond between the two dynamic objects. > > > > 14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ? It seems to be an > undefined variable. > > > Courtesy: Ramkumar. > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
