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On Mon, 6 May 2024 at 20:09, Narayanaswamy Iyer <iyern...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> Dear folks
>
> Revealing authentic self-criticism in public by unlearned uneducated
> tsetse-fly bitten sufferer from sleeping sickness trypanosomiasis:-
>
> "*So empty heads may write so many confusions out of the anger and
> frustrations as always does super-stupid Rajaram K alias Karuppan-chaami;
>  let it die with them as they cannot be modified.  Do not waste time by
> writing senselesss out of anger a few here, which will expose only their
> errors. -- KR  ex-IRS  6524 *"
>
> S Narayanaswamy Iyer
>
>
>
> On Tue, May 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
> keyarinc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Good question; if Manu says the age of the wedding; Gopala would say
>> marriage age is raised; and how it is applicable now; and may be he means
>> that Manu is no more worth; and to be by passed or obliterated;  because
>> Govt law says so; and even when marriages are done in India and even in
>> west at age 12 for woman or baby delivered, , and even known to
>> Gopalaakrishnan, yet it is violation of law and so the wedding is chellathu
>> chellathu (satyaraj or sarathkumar style) ?; same phenomena sir; even
>> devasa mantra, and puja mantras are uttered by vadhyars in many places,
>> where the kaartha sits quiet without repeating any, and the puja is
>> completed; does it mean puja is cancelled?; today many parents are
>> interested in performing weddings in an orthodox way; and boys , modern,
>> foreign returned, sit calmly and tie the thali, while vadhyars are chanting
>> the mangalyam....; so is that not correct vadhyar only?; in few weddings
>> where I was there, Radhakrishnan Mylapore famous, was telling ( this is one
>> style started in the last decade where vadhyars would give a sermon before
>> tali tying); he said "do not shake hand till panigrahanam was over since ,
>> the shake-on-hand, will cut off the bondage with his would be; why?; or  as
>> so many shook hands , thjose couple are only living together?; so empty
>> heads may write so many confusions out of the anger and frustrations as
>> Gopala; let it die with them as they cannot be modified. KR  IRS  6524  NB
>> Do not waste time by writing senselesss out of anger a few here, which will
>> expose only their errors.
>>
>> On Sun, 5 May 2024 at 23:47, 'gopala krishnan' via Thatha_Patty <
>> thatha_patty@googlegroups.com> wrote:
>>
>>> What ever Mr Gopalakrishnan adds in cultural QA from Quora  are
>>> *fake news and folklore for Mr Rajaram.  But whatever he writes with out
>>> reference are very correct. *
>>>
>>>
>>> *Best example is Mangalyam thanthuthanena mamajeevana hethuna....*
>>>
>>> *According to him priest chants and bridge groom simply  ties the
>>> thali. *
>>>
>>> *If priest pronounces  and bridegroom does not recite how " mamajeevana"
>>> will come in the introduced mantra not in Vedas. How Mr Rajaram upholds it?*
>>>
>>>
>>> *Mr Rajaram is like the "monkey in Boss is always right". *
>>>
>>>
>>> *Gopalakrishnan*
>>>
>>> On Monday, 6 May, 2024 at 08:42:40 am IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
>>> keyarinc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> The old haggard does not know that he has a foot in his mouth? Muttale
>>> The VR speaks only about dasaratha calling for yagna to beget children and
>>> as you spun for drought etc  Don't remove your foot and cry over and be
>>> ashamed KR
>>>
>>> On Sun, 5 May 2024 at 22:05, Narayanaswamy Iyer <iyern...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> Dear folks
>>>
>>> Caught with his foot in his mouth yet again for the umpteenth time, the
>>> super-faker cannot distinguish between Dasharatha Chakravarthy the emperor,
>>> and the ruler of little Anga desam.
>>>
>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer
>>>
>>> On Mon, May 6, 2024 at 10:33 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
>>> keyarinc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Oldman kicks himself? How can he say as a rev learned that dasaratha?
>>> Dasaratha connection ids different; and Anga  desam is different. Accept
>>> old man you are down with your memory KR
>>>
>>> On Sun, 5 May 2024 at 21:19, Narayanaswamy Iyer <iyern...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> Dear folks
>>>
>>> One can always depend on a notorious bluffologist and super-faker for
>>> calling the kettle black, when his own pot badly needs keeling.
>>>
>>> The torrent of nonsense boldly headed "*KR  -- ONE MORE FAKE FOLKLORE*"
>>> is no exception.
>>>
>>> The super-faker juggles what he recalls about the conflicting accounts
>>> in the mahaa-bhaaratham and about the raamaayanam and -- despite splitting
>>> fine hairs and despite copy-pasting extensively, irrelevant rubbish from
>>> other sources -- fails dismally to disprove the core truth which I was
>>> illustrating, i.e.* faith, and the proper performance of appropriat
>>> vedic rituals, can overcome and alter natural phenomena like drought.*
>>>
>>> The story of avowed strict brahmachaari rishya-shringa -- kidnapped
>>> under false pretences by employing courtesans steeped in immorality --
>>> bringing rain to a parched land, whether called Anga territory ruled by
>>> Romapa or an empire ruled by Dasaratha, is a mere legend related to
>>> Dasarstha's charioteer by Sanat Kumara.
>>>
>>> The common link is not disputed:-
>>>
>>> "*Sage Rishyasringa is also a son-in-law to King Dasharatha. Princess
>>> Shanta, in a distant relationship is a daughter to King Dasharatha in
>>> relation and the adopted daughter of Romapaada**, the King of Anga.
>>> Thus, Sumantra's saying son-in-law also means Dasharatha's son-in-law,
>>> besides Romapada’s.*"
>>>
>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer
>>>
>>> On Sun, May 5, 2024 at 10:16 PM Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
>>> keyarinc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> CULTURAL QA 05202405
>>>
>>> Q1           What are the stories of Lord Krishna that give you
>>> goosebumps?
>>>
>>> KR          Thank God Trivandrum doctor was not asked to explain this
>>> phenomenon!!!   Disk prolapse in 3 months cured By Krishna -may not be a
>>> FAKE NEWS?  Faith MAY even move the mountain. However, if it’s a real
>>> prolapse, had that Doctor sent messages all over, Chandrasekar my friend
>>> could have been cured. Is there media news?  Can Goose bump? See below NB.
>>> ***
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Q2           When did aluminium become cheap?
>>>
>>> KR           Yes correct; Before this breakthrough, aluminium was
>>> considered a luxury item, and it was even used to cap the Washington
>>> Monument in the United States as a symbol of wealth and prestige.
>>> However, once the Hall-Héroult process was introduced, aluminium became
>>> much more abundant and its price dropped significantly, making it widely
>>> available for various industrial and consumer applications.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Q4           When Shri Krishna returned after the war of Mahabharata,
>>> Rukmani, was filled with anger and questioned him. Why?
>>>
>>> KR            ONE MORE FAKE FOLKLORE
>>>
>>> ***NB    1     Can faith move mountains? If we see commercial on liners
>>> advertising as honest, will give only the positive descriptions; and then
>>> as if waiting, their own 3 or 4 people will eulogise that product and there
>>> will be one harsh comment too. Thereafter it is rare any other purchasers
>>> added any comments at all. But the consumers are attracted and rush to buy
>>> that product. Fake products and Fake advt comments.  And the sales galore
>>> and mute purchasers. So too, once something is written, immediately if 2
>>> comments as advt passed, it becomes genuine?
>>>
>>> 2        According to the Mahabharata, Vibhandaka, a renowned sage and a
>>> son of Kashyapa, travels in Mahahrada, when he sees Urvashi, the most
>>> beautiful apsara (nymph). Aroused, he emits his seed, which fell into the
>>> river. A doe, who is a cursed apsara, swallows it and becomes pregnant due
>>> to the sage's miraculous powers. After she gives birth to a boy, she is
>>> liberated from the curse and returns to heaven. The boy is born with horns
>>> and because of which, he is named Rishyasringa. Vibhandaka decides to raise
>>> him isolated from society. Rishyasringa grows up in his father's ashram in
>>> the forest, unaware of existence of any female. He practices brahmacharya
>>> and acquires magical and miraculous powers due to his chastity.
>>>
>>> 3       Meanwhile, Romapada—the King of Anga—offends a Brahmin, due to
>>> which no other Brahmin agrees to perform yajna (fire-sacrifice). This
>>> upsets Indra, the king of the gods, and he stops raining on Anga. As a
>>> result, the kingdom suffers from drought and famine. Romapada is told
>>> that the only way to bring rainfall is by bringing a man with perfect
>>> chastity into the kingdom. Romapada learns of Rishyasringa and despite his
>>> fear of the power and anger of Vibhandaka, he sends some courtesans to 
>>> Rishyasringa
>>> to bring him into his kingdom. During Vibhandaka's absence, the women
>>> come to his ashram and meet Rishyasringa. They tell him that they were
>>> hermits. Rishyasringa becomes astonished by seeing their appearance and
>>> invites them to perform tapas (penance) with him. Before Vibhandaka
>>> arrives, the women leave the place. Rishyasringa becomes love-sick and
>>> ignores his daily duties. The next day, the courtesans return and take
>>> Rishyasringa to Anga. As a result, the kingdom receives bountiful rains and
>>> Rishyasringa marries Shanta. Much of the story is taken up by accounts of
>>> the feelings of the young man as he becomes aware of women for the first
>>> time. {KR so it is not Dasarathan and that day Ayodhya in famine}
>>>
>>> 4    The story can be found in both the Ramayana and the Mahabharata.
>>> According to the Ramayana, Rishyasringa was the chief priest when the King
>>> Dasharatha performed a yajna to beget progeny, and Rama, Bharata, and the
>>> twins Lakshmana and Shatrughna were born.
>>>
>>>       CORRECT VERSION OF RAMAYANA AND NOT AS STATED BY SOME FAKE MEMBER:
>>>
>>> Valmiki Ramayana - Bala Kanda in Prose Sarga 9
>>>
>>> Sumantra, the minister of King Dasharatha, details the importance of
>>> Sage Rishyasringa and beseeches the king to invite that sage to preside
>>> over the contemplated Vedic ritual, for that Sage's entry into any kingdom
>>> is auspicious for that land and people.Sumantra, the charioteer and one of
>>> the misters of King Dasharatha, having heard all about the king's desire to
>>> perform a Vedic ritual, said this in confidence to king, "Oh, king, I will
>>> tell an early legend, an early legendary narration that I listened... "Oh,
>>> king, I have earlier heard of this present advice given to you by Vedic
>>> scholars, as godly Sage Sanatkumara has once narrated an account about the
>>> arrival of your sons in the presence of other sages, and sage Sanat Kumara
>>> said... He said that "Sage Kashyapa has a son known as Vibhaandaka, and his
>>> son will be the renowned Sage Rishyasringa, and that Sage Rishyasringa will
>>> grow up in forests, and will always be dwelling in forest...
>>>
>>>     Here the word used by Sumantra is tava putra aagamam , it renders as
>>> 'the arrival of your sons', meaning that sons of King Dasharatha arrive
>>> from Heavens, but not through an ordinary parturition. Even earlier in time
>>> to that of Dasharatha, Sage Sanatkumara predicted the 'arrival' of Vishnu
>>> as Rama. The birth-event associated with Rishyasringa’s name is that he is
>>> born with a horn on the crown of his head. Thus he is named as
>>> Rishyasringa, i.e., em> R^iSi the Sage; shR^i~Nga horn; a Sage with a horn
>>> on his forehead at his birth time. This being the mythological import, he
>>> is an acme among sages, as shR^i~Nga also means a peak."Not knowing others,
>>> that Brahman the best, namely Rishyasringa, will always be abiding his
>>> father and he will follow celibacy of two kinds Brahmanical vows namely
>>> vratitva , praajaapatya ...Or  Not knowing others that Brahman the best,
>>> will always be abiding his father, lest his renowned celibacy always
>>> praised by the Brahmans, will be hindered.
>>>
>>>     The word dvaividhyam also means two kinds of celibacy, vratitva and
>>> prajaapatyam. One, as a bachelor and the other after marriage, voluntarily
>>> distancing away from his wife on certain forbidden days like full moon and
>>> new moon days, during daytime, eclipses, and other astronomical occurrences
>>> and some more. This kind of self-imposed celibacy is one way of observing
>>> sustained family planning methods, instead of resorting to medicaments.
>>> Here, this word is more nearer to mean 'hindrance', than to mean the 'two
>>> way celibacy' as deciphered by some commentators.    "In the world he
>>> becomes famous for his celibacy, oh king, and he will always be praised by
>>> Brahmans, and thus time will pass on with that kind of his conduct...
>>> Sage Rishyasringa loses no time with his servitor-ship to the Sacrificial
>>> Fire and also to his celebrated father, and during this period alone there
>>> will be a famed and very strong king Romapaada, a valiant in Anga
>>> country... But by a violation of righteousness of that king there will
>>> be a shocking and devastating famine in that country... While the
>>> famine is besetting that king Roamapada will be afflicted with grim, and on
>>> summoning Brahmans and learned scholars he will address them..." ‘All
>>> of you are well versed in rituals and knowers of the world history... order
>>> me how to how the purification from sin will be..." ‘Thus said by king
>>> those scholarly Brahmans and Vedic scholars will say to the king, 'oh,
>>> king, son of Sage Vibhaandaka, namely Rishyasringa, is to be fetched by all
>>> methods...
>>>
>>>       "Oh! King, having brought Sage Rishyasringa and honouring him well
>>> with good care, procedurally give him your daughter Shanta in marriage to
>>> that Vedic Brahman and the son of Sage Vibhaandaka... On listening them the
>>> king becomes thoughtful about the idea by which it is possible to bring
>>> that self-controlled sage to his place...Then that intellectual king
>>> decides along with ministers, to dispatch clergymen and ministers,
>>> honouring them well, and then sends them..."They on hearing king's words
>>> are awestruck and lowering their faces they will say, 'we can not go there
>>> as we are afraid of sage Vibhandaka, father of Rishyasringa...' After
>>> thinking over they will say as a second thought, and having found a
>>> solution with a plan to bring that sage, 'we will fetch that Brahman and
>>> also by that no stigma will occur...'
>>>
>>>       "Thus by the king of Anga kingdom and by his courtesans the son of
>>> sage Rishyasringa will be brought and the presiding deity for rains will
>>> showers rains, and Shanta will also be given in marriage to that sage...’
>>> "Sage Rishyasringa, son-in-law of Romapaada, King of Anga ad as well as to
>>> you, if invited to our kingdom he will bless you to beget sons, oh! King...
>>> so said Sage Sanatkumaara to other sages and all this is retold by me."
>>> Thus the charioteer and the Minister Sumantra completed his narration in
>>> confidence to King Dasharatha.
>>>
>>> Comment: Sage Rishyasringa is also a son-in-law to King Dasharatha.
>>> Princess Shanta, in a distant relationship is a daughter to King
>>> Dasharatha in relation and the adopted daughter of Romapaada, the King
>>> of Anga. Thus, Sumantra's saying son-in-law also means Dasharatha's
>>> son-in-law, besides Romapada’s.
>>>
>>> 5        The Naḷinikā Jātaka (Jā 526) introduces a past life of the
>>> Buddha, a sage, living alone in the Himālayas. There is semen in the urine
>>> he passes, a doe who eats the grass in that place gets pregnant from it. A
>>> human boy named Isisiṅga (Pali) is later born to the deer and he grows
>>> up in complete seclusion from mankind, and most importantly, from
>>> womankind. He even doesn't know the difference in the body and appearance
>>> of the two.The boy's ascetic power becomes so great that it disturbs the
>>> god Sakka, the lord of heaven, who causes a drought to occur in the country
>>> and blames it on the boy. He then convinces the King to send his daughter
>>> to seduce him and to break the austerity of the young seer and to reduce
>>> his ascetic power. The King and his daughter accept Sakka's reasoning and
>>> in good faith – and for the benefit of the country – agree to be part of
>>> the plot The girl dresses up as an ascetic and while the father is away
>>> gathering roots and fruits in the forest, she manages to seduce the boy,
>>> who has never seen a woman before. Through their revelling, the boy does
>>> indeed lose his powers, after which the girl departs. When his father
>>> returns, the infatuated boy informs him of the girl, only to be instructed
>>> and rebuked by his father. He then repents for his actions.
>>>
>>> 6     Jātaka 523, the Alambusā Jātaka, also recounts a similar story of 
>>> Isisinga,
>>> in one other previous life of Bodhisattva. Here, Sakka chooses a
>>> heavenly nymph to seduce the ascetic. The outcome is the same: the sage is
>>> seduced, repents and Sakka is thwarted. In response, he grants a boon to
>>> the seductress.
>>>
>>> 7     The story also appears in the Mahāvastu (Jones' translation pp.
>>> 139–147), but Ekaśr̥ṅga, as he is known here, is the Bodhisattva, and
>>> Nalinī is a past life of Yaśodharā. A major variation in this version of
>>> the story is Ekaśr̥ṅga's ignorance of his marriage to the girl. He
>>> succumbs to worldly responsibilities, eventually becoming king and
>>> fathering 32 children before retiring again to the forest and regaining his
>>> former powers.
>>>
>>> 8    According to the Tuṅgabhadrāmahātmya which is a division of a
>>> Mahapuranas,[8] Rishyasringa is regarded to have been born from a place
>>> near Sringeri in Karnataka. There is an ancient big temple nearby which is
>>> believed to be the place where he lived before moving to Ayodhya.[9]
>>> Sringeri is also known as ShringaGiri (Sanskrit: the hills where
>>> RishyaShringaresided). The Shiva linga with which the sage merged, can be
>>> seen today at the temple in Kigga.
>>>
>>> 9    There is a temple of rishyashringa named 'Chehni fort' situated in
>>> Banjar tehsil of Kullu District Himachal Pradesh. In Banjar valley,
>>> Rishyasringa is called "Shringa Rishi" by the locals. An idol of Shringa
>>> Rishi with the goddess Shanta is present in the temple. This place is about
>>> 50  km from Kullu. Rishyasringa is the presiding deity of this secluded
>>> valley named Banjar.
>>>
>>> KR        Here was no faith moving the mountain; confused minds believe
>>> and it is harmless so we do believe.        K RAJARAM   IRS   5524
>>>
>>> On Sat, 4 May 2024 at 23:41, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 <
>>> iyer...@googlegroups.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> *CULTURAL QA 05-2024-05*
>>>
>>> *All the BELOW  QA are from  Quora  digest to me   on  05-05-2024.*
>>>
>>> * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers *
>>>
>>> *.Compiled **and posted by R. Gopala krishnan,  on 05-05-2024*
>>>
>>> *Q1           What are the stories of Lord Krishna that give you
>>> goosebumps?*
>>>
>>> A1           Dr Arsha M Dev, MBBS MD in Bachelor of Medicine and
>>> Bachelor of Surgery Degrees, Doctor of Medicine (Graduated 2023)7mo
>>>
>>> There was a girl who loved Lord Krishna very much from her very young
>>> age.She had to face a lot of hardships to reach her dream of becoming a
>>> Doctor.Yet she believed in Krishna so much.When her graduation was just a
>>> few months away,a terrible back ache occurred.The pain was not subsiding
>>> and it progressed to foot drop ( inability to use left foot.This made her
>>> walking difficult.The MRI scan revealed that she was having a severe disc
>>> prolapse affecting her nerves to the foot which may make her crippled for
>>> life.The emergency measure was a surgery.The surgery could save her from
>>> complete paralysis of the left leg,but the already occurred neurological
>>> damage to the foot was not correctable.
>>>
>>> The girl was shattered.There was no one to guide her.She herself was a
>>> Doctor,so she very well knew the consequences if surgery was not done.She
>>> was given a choice - either to proceed with surgery or leave everything to
>>> conservative treatment ( medicines alone) which in her case had negligible
>>> chances of success.Her faith in Krishna was strong - she knew everything
>>> occurred for a reason. The surgery was a little risky one.She planned to
>>> proceed with the conservative treatment, believing in Krishna.
>>>
>>> The senior Doctor who suggested her the treatment was also a devotee,his
>>> confidence was admirable.Three months passed,the pain subsided.Her walking
>>> slowly came to the original shape - her foot drop resolved completely! All
>>> these days,she and her loved ones offered prayers along with treatment.Now
>>> she is not just walking,she dances,she runs,she workouts and what else? The
>>> girl is now an MBBS,MD graduate from a reputed Govt.Medical College.People
>>> may call this as a Medical Miracle but honestly speaking it was Krishna who
>>> acted through the medicine.
>>>
>>> Ever since then,she tells this story wherever she go. She wants others
>>> to know that Krishna is always there taking care of us.
>>>
>>> And that girl is me.Radhe Radhe.
>>>
>>> *Q2           When did aluminum become cheap?*
>>>
>>> A2           Sean Kernan, Writer at seanjkernan.substack.com6h
>>>
>>> 1886–and it’s kind of a fascinating story.
>>>
>>> Aluminum was once more expensive than gold.
>>>
>>> But then a chemistry professor told a classroom that if someone could
>>> figure out how to make it cheap, they’d be rich in a heartbeat. One
>>> student, Charles Hall, learned how to smelt aluminum from bauxite. He did
>>> it using his moms pots and pans and everyday items. He was persistent and
>>> brilliant.
>>>
>>> And sure enough, he came up with a crazy-cheap way of smelting aluminum
>>> and the world was changed forever. His discovery led to the first
>>> widespread use of a metal since iron was discovered. So it’s no small feat.
>>> And yes, he made a ton of money from this process.
>>>
>>> *Q3           What are some famous English jokes?*
>>>
>>> A3           Jeff Kay,Modern Renaissance Man / Top Writer 2015/16/17/18
>>> 7y
>>>
>>> Irish archaeologists were excavating a certain location and found what
>>> appeared to be ancient long copper wires. After a bit of discussion, it was
>>> announced that the ancient Irish had created the first telephone
>>> communication network.
>>>
>>> Scottish archaeologists, not to be outdone by the Irish, found what
>>> appeared to be ancient long glass strands on one of their excavations.
>>> After some discussion, it was announced they the ancient Scots must have
>>> created the first fiber optic network.
>>>
>>> English archaeologists, in a fit of national pride, began digs all over
>>> England, but after years of searching, found nothing like the Irish or
>>> Scottish had.
>>>
>>> After some discussion, it was announced that the ancient English had
>>> most certainly created the first wireless network.
>>>
>>> *Q4           When Shri Krishna returned after the war of Mahabharata,
>>> Rukmani, was filled with anger and questioned him.Why?*
>>>
>>> A4           Chauhan Babu Nath,18h
>>>
>>> Everything else was fine in the war. But why did you support the killing
>>> of pious people like “Dronacharya” and “Bhishma Pitamah”??
>>>
>>>  “Shri Krishna” replied. It is true that both of them followed religion
>>> throughout their lives. But one "sin" committed by him destroyed all his
>>> "virtues".
>>>
>>> What sins were those??
>>>
>>> When "Draupadi" was being dissected in the crowd. Then both of them were
>>> also present there. Being an elder, he could have stopped Dushasan. But he
>>> did not do this. Due to this one sin of his, all his other religious
>>> activities fell short.
>>>
>>> And "Karna" was famous for his charity. No one left his door empty
>>> handed. Why did you help in his death? What was his mistake??
>>>
>>> Hey darling! You are telling the truth. He was famous for his generosity
>>> and never said no to anyone. But when Abhimanyu was lying on the ground
>>> injured in the battlefield after defeating all the warriors.
>>>
>>> So he asked Karna for water. There was a pit of water near where Karna
>>> was standing. But Karna did not give water to the dying Abhimanyu.
>>> Therefore, the "virtue" he had earned through charity throughout his life
>>> was destroyed. Later, the wheel of his chariot got stuck in the same pit
>>> and he was killed.
>>>
>>>  Hey Rukmani! often happens. When something wrong is happening around
>>> humans and they do nothing. They think that they are not guilty of this
>>> “sin”.
>>>
>>> If they are not in a position to help then they can tell the truth that
>>> they cannot do anything. He is in no position to help.
>>>
>>> But they don't even do that. By not doing so, they also become equally
>>> guilty of that "sin". The more one commits a “sin”.
>>>
>>> *Q5           What are some of the best "A priest, a pastor and a
>>> rabbi…" jokes?*
>>>
>>> A5           Marc Clamage, Alter kakker extraordinaire!1y
>>>
>>> A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are sitting around talking and it turns
>>> out they all have the same problem: squirrels in the attic. The priest
>>> says, “When we realized what the problem was we hired an exterminator who
>>> sealed off the church and fumigated. Nevertheless, two weeks later the
>>> squirrels were back.”
>>>
>>> The pastor says, “We had this issue too. We got humane traps, caught the
>>> squirrels, and released them 20 miles away. Nevertheless, two weeks later
>>> the squirrels were back.”
>>>
>>> “We had the same problem,” says the rabbi. “When we realized what was
>>> going on, we had a meeting of the trustees, made the squirrels full members
>>> of the congregation, and now we only see them on Rosh Hashonah and Yom
>>> Kippur.”
>>>
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