The woman had gotten into the habit of exercising along with one of those early morning exercise programs on ESPN 2. The interesting thing was that she did her exercises in the nude after rolling out of bed.
One morning, while the people on the TV were stretching their backs and hamstrings out while lying on their backs, our friend was doing the same, nude of course, in bed. As she lifted her legs over her head, she got her feet caught behind her in the brass headboard. At that instant her husband walked back into the bedroom after finishing his breakfast downstairs. He surveyed the scene for a moment before saying, "Damn! Will you please comb your hair and put your teeth back in? You're looking more and more like your mother everyday!"
