> -----Original Message-----
> From: SEIJoeStan [SMTP:[email protected]]
> Sent: 22 January 1998 15:06
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: New One
>
> The woman had gotten into the habit of exercising along with one of
> those
> early morning exercise programs on ESPN 2. The interesting thing was
> that
> she did her exercises in the nude after rolling out of bed.
>
> One morning, while the people on the TV were stretching their backs
> and
> hamstrings out while lying on their backs, our friend was doing the
> same,
> nude of course, in bed. As she lifted her legs over her head, she got
> her
> feet caught behind her in the brass headboard.
>
> At that instant her husband walked back into the bedroom after
> finishing
> his breakfast downstairs. He surveyed the scene for a moment before
> saying, "Damn! Will you please comb your hair and put your teeth back
> in?
> You're looking more and more like your mother everyday!"
