Never lie to your mother!! >> >> >> Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his >> mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, >> was. >> >> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this >> only made her more curious. >> >> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she >> started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than >> met the eye. >> >> Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be >> thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates.' >> >> About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother >> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't >> suppose she took it do you?' >> >> >> 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. >> >> >> >> So he sat down and wrote... >> >> >> >> DEAR MOTHER, >> >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M >> NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT >> REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. >> >> LOVE PETER >> >> >> >> Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read >> >> >> >> DEAR SON, >> >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING >> THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF >> SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY >> NOW. >> >> LOVE MUM ### >> >> >> Lesson of the day, >> NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!
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