Im back 4sure! =)
On Oct 22, 5:20 am, tendai manuel <[email protected]> wrote:
> this is a gud mother manje usadherere.
>
> --- On Wed, 10/21/09, paida motsi <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> From: paida motsi <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: Never lie to your mother!!
> To: [email protected]
> Date: Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 11:26 PM
>
> hahaha Elisha , mothers always have a way of finding out even if u lie hey
> lol , usadherere the woman specie hey
>
> On 22/10/2009, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Never lie to your mother!!
>
>
>
>
>
> >> Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his
> >> mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne,
> >> was.
>
> >> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
> >> only made her more curious.
>
> >> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> >> started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
> >> met the eye.
>
> >> Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be
> >> thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates.'
>
> >> About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother
> >> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
> >> suppose she took it do you?'
>
> >> 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
>
> >> So he sat down and wrote...
>
> >> DEAR MOTHER,
>
> >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M
> >> NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT
> >> REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
>
> >> LOVE PETER
>
> >> Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read
>
> >> DEAR SON,
>
> >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING
> >> THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF
> >> SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
> >> NOW.
>
> >> LOVE MUM ###
>
> >> Lesson of the day,
> >> NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!
>
>
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