Hi Rutendo, where have u been??? Good to hear from you... "Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you the kingdom." Luke 12:32
-----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Rutendo Sent: Thursday, October 22, 2009 8:35 AM To: tribewithavibe Subject: Re: Never lie to your mother!! That is FUNNY! On Oct 21, 11:26 pm, paida motsi <[email protected]> wrote: > hahaha Elisha , mothers always have a way of finding out even if u lie hey > lol , usadherere the woman specie hey > > On 22/10/2009, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Never lie to your mother!! > > > >> Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his > > >> mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, > > >> was. > > > >> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this > > >> only made her more curious. > > > >> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she > > >> started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than > > >> met the eye. > > > >> Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be > > >> thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates.' > > > >> About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother > > >> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't > > >> suppose she took it do you?' > > > >> 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. > > > >> So he sat down and wrote... > > > >> DEAR MOTHER, > > > >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M > > >> NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT > > >> REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. > > > >> LOVE PETER > > > >> Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read > > > >> DEAR SON, > > > >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING > > >> THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF > > >> SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY > > >> NOW. > > > >> LOVE MUM ### > > > >> Lesson of the day, > > >> NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!! > > > *"Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you > > the kingdom." Luke 12:32* > > > Disclaimer and Confidentiality > > > ********************************************************************** > > >http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp > > > ********************************************************************** > > > *P** **Please** consider the environment before printing this email* > > -- > 'Unless you change what you do, you will always have what you've got.' > - Jim Rohn- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
