AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUEDACHICK IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLO MA SISTA OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen Nyaumwe Audit Senior | Audit & Assurance Deloitte & Touche Kenilworth Gardens, 1 Kenilworth Road, Highlands, P O Box 267, Harare, Zimbabwe Tel: +263 (0)4 746247-54 | Fax: +263 (0)4 746255 | Mobile: +263 (0)912 735 895 [email protected] | www.deloitte.com Please consider the environment before printing -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Rutendo Sent: Thursday, October 22, 2009 8:35 AM To: tribewithavibe Subject: Re: Never lie to your mother!! That is FUNNY! On Oct 21, 11:26 pm, paida motsi <[email protected]> wrote: > hahaha Elisha , mothers always have a way of finding out even if u lie hey > lol , usadherere the woman specie hey > > On 22/10/2009, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Never lie to your mother!! > > > >> Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his > > >> mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, > > >> was. > > > >> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this > > >> only made her more curious. > > > >> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she > > >> started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than > > >> met the eye. > > > >> Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be > > >> thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates.' > > > >> About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother > > >> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't > > >> suppose she took it do you?' > > > >> 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. > > > >> So he sat down and wrote... > > > >> DEAR MOTHER, > > > >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M > > >> NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT > > >> REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. > > > >> LOVE PETER > > > >> Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read > > > >> DEAR SON, > > > >> I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING > > >> THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF > > >> SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY > > >> NOW. > > > >> LOVE MUM ### > > > >> Lesson of the day, > > >> NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!! > > > *"Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you > > the kingdom." Luke 12:32* > > > Disclaimer and Confidentiality > > > ********************************************************************** > > >http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp > > > ********************************************************************** > > > *P** **Please** consider the environment before printing this email* > > -- > 'Unless you change what you do, you will always have what you've got.' > - Jim Rohn- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Important Notice: This email is subject to important restrictions, qualifications and disclaimers ( "the Disclaimer" ) that must be accessed and read by visiting the website and viewing the webpage at the following address: http://www.deloitte.com/za/disclaimer. The Disclaimer is deemed to form part of the content of this email in terms of Section 11 of the Electronic Communications and Transactions Act, 25 of 2002. If you cannot access the Disclaimer, please obtain a copy thereof from us by sending an email to [email protected]. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
