LOL!!! No, my computer has had an exorcism! Now it is not
only functional, but gives glory to Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords, King of Kings!
Izzy
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Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003
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ShieldsFamily
wrote:
ROFL!!! I just knew it! Perhaps you have mormon
computers??? LOL!!!! Izzy
DAVEH: Yep.....that's a fact.
They seemingly run forever with little coaxing, even when ill. And they
tirelessly battle heavy handed foes-----and though a bit crusty around the
edges due to others trying to lay their dirty hands on them, they always beam
forth a ray that brings a smile to your face. Furthermore, they can be
multi-tasked, and don't mind children playing on them when they should be reverently
seeking serious stuff. Occasionally, they reflect a blue screen of
sadness when their mood deems it necessary, but they don't complain, groan or
offend folks with unasked for barbaric displays of obnoxious behavior.
They can even be born again, with a few parts changed out and new rules adhered
to. And I suspect......if they endure to the end, they will be saved from
the hot pit of the recycler. The only thing that makes me think my
computer might have been a Protestant computer at one time, is that it does not
like to be either sprinkled or immersed. Other than that, it tirelessly
performs just like just like other Mormon computers. Iz.......Do you have
a Mormon computer too??? <VBG>
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