2005 - by Dale Golden, used by permission.)
10. "If you think this is bad, you should see what the last group we had in here
got..."
9. "This is $700.00 in dog money..."
8. "If money is the root of all evil, this should keep you out of trouble for
life..."
7. "If Jesus could do what he did with 2 loaves and 5 fishes, think what he can
do with two dollars and five cents..."
6. "As a symbol of how your music changed my life, I therefore give you
change..."
5. "Since this is a free-will offering, we thought you meant you WILL do it for
FREE..."
4. "We are very a very patriotic church and you deserve nothing but the very
best - as in George Washington, the father of our country..."
3. "Giving you coins will make it easier for you at toll-booths and vending
machines..."
2. "It took me 40 years to save up this many green stamps..."
AND THE NUMBER ONE PO OREST EXCUSE FOR A SMALL LOVE OFFERING
1. "We don't want you to have any burn holes in your pockets..."
