On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 10:09 AM, scruffy <[email protected]> wrote:
> in general it seemed like the band had just completed a
> Rock Band Posturing 101 course.

Sadly, the Rock Band 101 Course is more and more common.

Over Christmas vacation, I was with a bunch of friends, and we had an
episode of "Crossroads" on as ambient noise. It was the one with Joss
Stone and Leann Rimes. One person stated she thought Stone's
performing abilities outshined those of Rimes (Stone was barefooted,
and bobbed around a lot... the way pop-starlets do, while Rimes
focused more on the vocal performance, seemingly unaware of her
posture, or at least comfortable in her own skin). I countered that,
visually, Stone may have been more interesting to view, but I would
have preferred she put more energy into her voice. Which was not to
say that Stone has a bad voice (as pop chicks go, it is alright... she
has that soulless blues sensibility), but there is a tendency towards
transforming singers into performers... even developing an "identity"
that is possibly based on the singer (though not always). It happened
a few times in the '60s and '70s (The Monkees and Johnny Cougar being
two obvious examples), but the trend dominates the music scene now.

Joss Stone is a hippie-with-an-edge... that is her identity. That is
her brand. She is almost contractually obligated to flollop (a Douglas
Adams word, but it seems to fit) on stage. By contrast, Leann Rimes
ultimately rejected the image her parents/managers thrust upon her
from a young age (the comparisons to Rimes on Star Search and the late
Jon Benet Ramsey are numerous). She has developed as a singer who no
longer sings pop (al-be-it country pop). Though her brand of twangy
country will never be my musical preference, I concede that she has
made tremendous strides as an artist.

Britney Spears (the textbook example) is, if possible, a worse dancer
than I am, but since she has a voice so bad not even digital
enhancement can correct it, she spends hours everyday trying to prove
herself a dancer. She sculpts her body through rigorous exercise
regimes... again another distraction. She's been coached how to smile,
and which posture to use on red carpets. Note: nothing in the above
about vocal training. Britney isn't good at what she does. The people
surrounding her are extraordinary at masking that fact. When she sent
them away/ignored their advice two-years-ago, that was when all hell
broke loose. She is no different now than she was two-years-ago...
she's just gone back to stepping in-line with the whole Britney
persona.


Joss Stone and Taylor Swift do not have bad voices, but theirs are
untrained and unrefined. They get by largely on their looks and the
marketing work of their respective management. Which is fine, I
suppose. There will always be a place for that. But were I gifted as a
singer, I would want to be known as just that... a singer. Not a
hippie, rebel, diva (divo?), or any other title. And I wouldn't allow
my likeness to be transformed/coached/prodded into something it isn't
just to make more money.

I guess a career in pop music does not await me.

-- 
Kevin M. (RPCV)

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