Dear List Lurkers,
Based upon the Times Argus front page story today "Police Raid the Roost"
and the previous series of articles penned by Dave Delcore about
Rubalcaba's "Layed in Vermont" Barre Town chicken farm, inspiration caused
me to compose the following Letter to the Editor (LTE). I need the keen
minds(?) present on these lists to review the following LTE and let me
know how I can cram any further chicken puns, references or allusions into
the text.
Please be aware that I am placing in your trusted hands the sacred duty of
making the Barre Town select board look the foolish hypocrites that
appears to be their destiny in this reality, so your vigilance in this
matter is humbly appreciated...
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Dear Editor,
Without ruffling any feathers I would like to take this opportunity to
crow about David Delecore, a writer whose quill combs the coops of our
local government, scratching the surface and allowing us to keep a-breast
of the flap turned fowl hatch-it job in Barre Town. Dave's egg-semplary
words lay in your paper and read like lyric poultry. As I hunt and peck
for the proper term of praise, the nest of scribes hereabouts should take
stock as Dave Delecore is quite the feather in their caps. I admire his
pluck, and realize that in the free range world of words I am merely a
humble pheasant, or more likely bird-brained, and I must seed that Dave's
writing perches far above mine in any pecking order.
Finally, it would be in better taste for Mr. Delecore to avoid puns.
Kindest Regards
Paul Flint
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I commit myself and my prose to your capable hands.
Kindest Regards,
Paul Flint
(802) 479-2360
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Paul Flint
Barre Open Systems Institute
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Barre, VT
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Work: (202) 537-0480
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