Nice job Paul. Hope you can pullet off. Tom

On Thursday 08 October 2009 9:34:23 am Paul Flint wrote:
> Dear List Lurkers,
>
> Based upon the Times Argus front page story today "Police Raid the Roost"
> and the previous series of articles penned by Dave Delcore about
> Rubalcaba's "Layed in Vermont" Barre Town chicken farm, inspiration caused
> me to compose the following Letter to the Editor (LTE).  I need the keen
> minds(?) present on these lists to review the following LTE and let me
> know how I can cram any further chicken puns, references or allusions into
> the text.
>
> Please be aware that I am placing in your trusted hands the sacred duty of
> making the Barre Town select board look the foolish hypocrites that
> appears to be their destiny in this reality, so your vigilance in this
> matter is humbly appreciated...
>
> */ Begin Quote /*
> Dear Editor,
>
> Without ruffling any feathers I would like to take this opportunity to
> crow about David Delecore, a writer whose quill combs the coops of our
> local government, scratching the surface and allowing us to keep a-breast
> of the flap turned fowl hatch-it job in Barre Town. Dave's egg-semplary
> words lay in your paper and read like lyric poultry.  As I hunt and peck
> for the proper term of praise, the nest of scribes hereabouts should take
> stock as Dave Delecore is quite the feather in their caps.  I admire his
> pluck, and realize that in the free range world of words I am merely a
> humble pheasant, or more likely  bird-brained, and I must seed that Dave's
> writing perches far above mine in any pecking order.
>
> Finally, it would be in better taste for Mr. Delecore to avoid puns.
>
> Kindest Regards
>
> Paul Flint
> */ End Quote /*
>
> I commit myself and my prose to your capable hands.
>
> Kindest Regards,
>
>
>
> Paul Flint
> (802) 479-2360
>
>
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Tom Kastner
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