Jimmy, Are you REALLY that bored????????
You really need to find a hobby. <VBG> Happy New Year A. >Nymph fishermen VS dry fly fishermen > >Two good friends go fishing together, one a nymph fisherman and the >other a dry fly fisherman, both believing strongly in catch and release. >Not wanting to get in each other's way they decide that one will fish >upstream and the other down, and at an appointed time, meeting back at >their starting point and tell of their success. > >Question 1. Which was more apt to fish upstream and conversely, which >was more apt to fish downstream and Why ? > >Question 2. Which one would come closer to telling the truth about his >catch and why ? Notice that I said 'come closer' for most of us >occassionally stretch the truth about our fishing success. > >Example: If I was skunked and asked by my Bud, " How many fish did you >catch, Jim? " and I said, " Not many " That wouldn't be bald-faced lie, >so there you go. " But, If I'd answered 'a few' that would have been >a bald-faced lie.Get the idea ? ;-) > >Question 3. Which one was apt to be first to the return point, and >which one would be apt to be late and why ? > >Question 4. Which one's outfit, tackle, rod, etc. was more expensive ? > >Question 5. Which one would be more inclined to smoke cigars ? > >Hope you enjoyed this little exercise. I'm not picking on either, for I >fish equally with nymphs and drys. :-P > >Since this is fishing related, feel free to answer ON LIST. Should be FUN ! > > >**************** ><((((((((º> ************** >JIMMY D. MOORE >jdmo...@fishgame.com >North Zone Fishing Editor - Texas Fish & Game Mag, >Author - Moon Holler Misfits Fishing & Hunting Club, >Humorist, Past VP Guadalupe River Trout Unlimited, >Member TOWA, Retired Scout Exec. BSA. >***************** <º))))))))>< ************* > > > > > > > > > > > -- Allan Fish Greenwood, IN afi...@sbcglobal.net --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to vfb-mail@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to vfb-mail-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
