13b. And when a gear angler sees your fly rod, he SALUTES you with one finger.
On Jan 21, 2010, at 7:24 AM, Don Ordes wrote: > You might be a Texas Flyfisher if: > > > 1. You have only 4 flyboxes, one for redfish, one for panfish, and one for > bass, and a 'travel-box' for trout. > > 2. You bass-fly assortment is in one-half of the bass flybox, the other side > has worm-hooks, split shots, bobbers, and a plastic worm assortment. > > 3. You need a vacation to travel north to find cool water and trout. > > 4. Your water holds the biggest fish in the world, until you catch them. > > 5. You can cast a Rattle-trap or Rapala pretty well with your 5wt. > > 6. You use 50# test leaders to haul them up out of the weeds and snags. > > 7. Each fish- a strike, a long release, or one caught, deserves a nice shot, > or two... > > 8. You buy your fly gear at the Bass Pro Shop or Wal-Mart, however small the > selection. > > 9. You always have 'chuk-'n-wind' gear for back-up > > 10. A 30mph wind drives you off the water > > 11. You can side-arm cast that huge wet deer-hair fly underneath a dock or > tree with ease. > > 12. Your duck and deer hunting camo outfit is also your fly-fishing attire. > > 13. You can count the flyfishermen in your near area with one finger. > > 14. You have a good supply of 50# whitetail deer hair for tying (West Texans) > > Your turn, JimmyD > > > Buggs > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Jimmy D. Moore > To: Virtual Fly Box ; Fly Fishing World ; Hill Country Fly Fishers > Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:39 AM > Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY > > You Might Be A Red Neck Fly Fisher If. . . > > > 1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged." > > 2. Your flies are made from corn silk. If you don't catch anything, you can > > at least smoke them. > > 3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane > pole. > > 4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream. > > 5. Your fishing cap has "Numb Butt Fly Co." embroidered on the front. > > 6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your > "Over-alls". > > 7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant. > > 8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs". > > 9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool. > > 10. The more than ample covering of dirt on your fishing car / truck > protects the finish. > > 11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case. > > 12. Your Over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools. > > 13. Your leader is made from 20 # Spider Wire > > 14. Your fishing hat has dried worms on it. > > 15. Your Over-alls can stand alone when you take > them off. > > 16. Your neck really is red! > > Jimmy D. Moore > © April 1, 2005 > > > **************** ><((((((((º> ***************************************** > JIMMY D. MOORE, ARS WB5RHT,author Moon Holler Misfits > Fishing & Hunting Club, Member, TOWA Past VP Guadalupe > River Trout Unlimited, Member, North Zone Fishing Editor Emeritus, > Texas Fish & Game Magazine, VFB & FFW Moderator, Scout > Exec. BSA, Retired, http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/index.html > > ***************** <º))))))))>< *************************************** > > > > > > > > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. > > To post to this group, send email to [email protected] > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected] > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en > > VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. > > To post to this group, send email to [email protected] > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected] > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en > > VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com
