13b. And when a gear angler sees your fly rod, he SALUTES  you with one finger.

On Jan 21, 2010, at 7:24 AM, Don Ordes wrote:

> You might be a Texas Flyfisher if:
>  
>  
> 1. You have only 4 flyboxes, one for redfish, one for panfish, and one for 
> bass, and a 'travel-box' for trout.
>  
> 2.  You bass-fly assortment is in one-half of the bass flybox, the other side 
> has worm-hooks, split shots, bobbers, and a plastic worm assortment.
>  
> 3.  You need a vacation to travel north to find cool water and trout.
>  
> 4.  Your water holds the biggest fish in the world, until you catch them.
>  
> 5.  You can cast a Rattle-trap or Rapala pretty well with your 5wt.
>  
> 6.  You use 50# test leaders to haul them up out of the weeds and snags.
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> 7.  Each fish- a strike, a long release, or one caught, deserves a nice shot, 
> or two...
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> 8.  You buy your fly gear at the Bass Pro Shop or Wal-Mart, however small the 
> selection.
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> 9.  You always have 'chuk-'n-wind' gear for back-up
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> 10.  A 30mph wind drives you off the water
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> 11.  You can side-arm cast that huge wet deer-hair fly underneath a dock or 
> tree with ease.
>  
> 12.  Your duck and deer hunting camo outfit is also your fly-fishing attire.
>  
> 13.  You can count the flyfishermen in your near area with one finger.
>  
> 14.  You have a good supply of 50# whitetail deer hair for tying (West Texans)
>  
> Your turn, JimmyD
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> Buggs
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Jimmy D. Moore
> To: Virtual Fly Box ; Fly Fishing World ; Hill Country Fly Fishers
> Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:39 AM
> Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY
> 
> You Might Be A Red Neck Fly Fisher If. . .
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>              
> 1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged." 
> 
> 2. Your flies are made from corn silk.  If you don't catch anything, you can  
>   
>     at least smoke them. 
> 
> 3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane
>     pole.
> 
> 4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream. 
> 
> 5. Your fishing cap has "Numb Butt Fly Co." embroidered on the front. 
> 
> 6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your 
>     "Over-alls".
> 
> 7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant. 
> 
> 8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs".
>  
> 9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool.
>  
> 10. The more than ample covering of dirt on your fishing car / truck
>       protects the finish. 
> 
> 11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.
>  
> 12. Your Over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools.
>  
> 13. Your leader is made from 20 # Spider Wire
> 
> 14. Your fishing hat has dried worms on it.
> 
> 15.  Your Over-alls can stand alone when you take
>         them off.
>  
> 16. Your neck really is red! 
>                             
>                             Jimmy D. Moore
>                            © April 1, 2005 
> 
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