14. The only material on your entire fly tying desk is Zonker Strips

 

jg

 

From: vfb-mail@googlegroups.com [mailto:vfb-m...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Tom Davenport
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 10:34 PM
To: vfb-mail@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [VFB] You might be a Texas Flyfisher if:

 

13b. And when a gear angler sees your fly rod, he SALUTES  you with one
finger.

 

On Jan 21, 2010, at 7:24 AM, Don Ordes wrote:





You might be a Texas Flyfisher if:

 

 

1. You have only 4 flyboxes, one for redfish, one for panfish, and one for
bass, and a 'travel-box' for trout.

 

2.  You bass-fly assortment is in one-half of the bass flybox, the other
side has worm-hooks, split shots, bobbers, and a plastic worm assortment.

 

3.  You need a vacation to travel north to find cool water and trout.

 

4.  Your water holds the biggest fish in the world, until you catch them.

 

5.  You can cast a Rattle-trap or Rapala pretty well with your 5wt.

 

6.  You use 50# test leaders to haul them up out of the weeds and snags.

 

7.  Each fish- a strike, a long release, or one caught, deserves a nice
shot, or two...

 

8.  You buy your fly gear at the Bass Pro Shop or Wal-Mart, however small
the selection.

 

9.  You always have 'chuk-'n-wind' gear for back-up

 

10.  A 30mph wind drives you off the water

 

11.  You can side-arm cast that huge wet deer-hair fly underneath a dock or
tree with ease.

 

12.  Your duck and deer hunting camo outfit is also your fly-fishing attire.

 

13.  You can count the flyfishermen in your near area with one finger.

 

14.  You have a good supply of 50# whitetail deer hair for tying (West
Texans)

 

Your turn, JimmyD

 

 

Buggs

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From: Jimmy D. Moore <mailto:ray...@earthlink.net> 

To: Virtual <mailto:vfb-mail@googlegroups.com>  Fly Box ; Fly Fishing World
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Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:39 AM

Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 

You Might Be A Red Neck Fly Fisher If. . .
            
             
1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged." 

2. Your flies are made from corn silk.  If you don't catch anything, you can

    at least smoke them. 

3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane
    pole.

4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream. 

5. Your fishing cap has "Numb Butt Fly Co." embroidered on the front. 

6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your 
    "Over-alls".

7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant. 

8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs".
 
9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool.
 
10. The more than ample covering of dirt on your fishing car / truck
      protects the finish. 

11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.
 
12. Your Over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools.
 
13. Your leader is made from 20 # Spider Wire

14. Your fishing hat has dried worms on it.

15.  Your Over-alls can stand alone when you take
        them off.
 
16. Your neck really is red! 
                            
                            Jimmy D. Moore
                           © April 1, 2005 



 
 
****************  ><((((((((º>  *****************************************
JIMMY D. MOORE, ARS WB5RHT,author Moon Holler Misfits 
Fishing & Hunting Club, Member, TOWA Past VP Guadalupe 
River Trout Unlimited, Member, North Zone Fishing Editor Emeritus,
Texas Fish & Game Magazine, VFB & FFW Moderator, Scout 
Exec. BSA, Retired, http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/index.html

*****************  <º))))))))><   ***************************************
    
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


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