Since it was a technical foul, Chris gets two free halibut.

Martin Lamar

"april c. burbank" wrote:
> 
> Hey Brad I had Halibut last night for dinner ( on the grill with teriyaki
> sauce) MMMMM
> Chris I'm sorry to say that my vote says foul hook not legal.
> 
> Jim Burbank "Troutman"
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: bradley robinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 2:58 PM
> Subject: Re: [VFB] My first legal Halibut....maybe
> 
> > Well  sir you caught the stringer that contained a
> > fish the fish did not strike your fly  your flie stuck
> > into the stringer  not legalay cauhgt but boy does
> > halibut sure taste good as an opurtunist i probably
> > would be eating halibut now
> > brad the bushwacker--- [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > wrote:
> > > Hello all.  It is not often that we as a community
> > > are given an opportunity
> > > such as the one which I am about to present.  No -
> > > this is not a
> > > solicitation in any way for funds, gear, goods, or
> > > what-have-you....what I
> > > am offering to this group is the chance to help
> > > define a small section of
> > > the Book of Fishing Ethics (a mythical publication
> > > contained primarily in
> > > the mind of the fisherman.)
> > >
> > > The question of the day pertains to the Philosophy
> > > surrounding the question
> > > of "When is a fish caught?"  This, as with most
> > > philosophical questions,
> > > might seem at first like an incredible waste of
> > > mental energy....but I
> > > encourage you to dust off your Flyshop-Logo-Embossed
> > > Thinking Caps, fire up
> > > those synapses and prepare to opine.
> > >
> > >
> > -----------------------------------------------------DISCLAIMER-----------
> --
> > > ------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > What you are about to read is entirely true.  After
> > > having been duly
> > > reprimanded by Master DonObiwan Ordes (a.k.a DonObi
> > > Wannabe, a.k.a. DonObi
> > > Wantoomany) for my, shall we say, inaccuracy in
> > > Piscatorial Enumeration, I
> > > don't want to have people thinking that I am
> > > exaggerating...we are talking
> > > about ONE fish here...I think.
> > >
> > >
> > > Last night I was fishing the Salty Pacific by the
> > > pier in Santa Barbara, Ca
> > > (future home of yours truly...Santa Barbara, that
> > > is...not the pier).  After
> > > quite a long period of not catching anything (while
> > > watching my friend
> > > repeatedly hook up) I began to become quite
> > > desolate.  Cast after
> > > cast....nothing.  Then (and the Wheel of Fishing
> > > Karma spins and stops
> > > on......I'm not sure).....hook up.  To something
> > > with weight.  That doesn't
> > > move.  It just sits there.  "Crap...just a hang-up,"
> > > says this
> > > future-philosopher.  Then the hang-up moves a bit.
> > > "Oh boy, not a hang-up."
> > > I start to reel in....feels like I'm pulling in a
> > > piece of lively kelp.
> > > "Bummer....lively kelp," says I.  My buddy had come
> > > over to see what kind of
> > > hog I was pulling up...then quickly lost interest
> > > after the "life" slowly
> > > ebbed from the "kelp" which I had so artfully
> > > tricked into taking my fly.
> > > As I pulled my catch to the last five or so feet of
> > > water...my fly breaks
> > > the surface...and it is snagged on a long piece of
> > > green nylon.  "Aw
> > > crap...a piece of green nylon snagged on a piece of
> > > Ex-Lively Kelp," thought
> > > I.  And then....
> > > My Green Nylon Kelp Fish decided that it didn't like
> > > the beach...and took
> > > off...
> > > Now - upon bringing this heretofore unknown creature
> > > back to the beach I
> > > noticed that it was actually a halibut of the Quite
> > > Large persuasion
> > > attached to a green nylon stringer.  Apparently some
> > > sad soul had caught a
> > > nice halibut, decided to put it on a stringer...and
> > > promptly lost it back to
> > > the welcoming arms of the ocean.  Said halibut was
> > > landed and, to the tune
> > > of much laughing, my friend and I started to
> > > philosophize (which consisted
> > > mainly of a lot of head scratching.
> > >
> > > Here's the question:
> > > Did I catch my first legal halibut?
> > >
> > > Points to keep in mind:
> > > -I did land this fish
> > > -I did cast the fly...played the fish...landed it
> > > without any assistance
> > > -the fly was not in the fish's mouth...or even
> > > TOUCHING the fish at any
> > > place on its body...it was attached to the STRINGER
> > >
> > > So - If a fish is landed but only because of a snag
> > > on something left behind
> > > from another fisherman...is it really caught?
> > > Another point for consideration...if the person who
> > > had initially caught the
> > > fish was a C&W guy (or gal)...and if the only reason
> > > that I caught this fish
> > > was because they had ORIGINALLY caught it....do I
> > > lose any Purist Points
> > > (please see the recent comment as a JOKE!!!)....am I
> > > to be classified as a
> > > C&W Fisherman-by-proxy (twitch....shudder....)?
> > >
> > > So - for those of you who have been kind enough to
> > > stay through the whole
> > > story...now is the time for you to cast your vote.
> > > Did I catch a legal halibut?  Yes or no.  Or
> > > maybe....
> > > Justify your answer...remember that we are defining
> > > the philosophical
> > > standpoint for posterity.
> > >
> > > Everyone has an equal vote...I'll let people know
> > > what the final outcome is
> > > (a note to our esteemed delegates from the great
> > > state of Florida....we're
> > > only voting ONCE per person....).
> > >
> > > Cheers,
> > > Chris (a.k.a Chrishopper)
> >
> >
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