Re: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY

[Mike Bliss]

I take exception to #4.     Aloha,   MikeB ----- Original Message ----- From: Jimmy D. Moore To: vfb@troutnet.com ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:19 AM Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY I'm sure we have Red Necks who will want to add to this list.  So - have at it and do it on LIST for all to see. Have a Great Day! JIMMY  D You Might Be A Red Neck Fly Fisher If. . . 1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged." 2. Your flies are made from corn silk.  If you don't catch anything, you can at least smoke them. 3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane pole. 4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream. 5. Your fishing cap has "Numb Butt Fly Company" embroidered on the front. 6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your "Over-alls". 7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant 8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs".   9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool.   10.Your fishing car/truck has "wash me" written in the dirt on the back, but it's very faint      cause there's dust on the "wash me" too.   11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.   12. Your over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools.   13. Your leader is made from real cat gut. 14. Your hat has dried worms on it. 15.  Your over-alls can stand alone when you take         them off.   16. Your neck really is red! Moon Holler Misfits Jimmy D. Moore -- ******************************************************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist and half-assed Texan. Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", � http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - � [2004] *******************************************************************