>I think I may be in the wrong line of work... lemesee. Howzabout a few
>fearless predictions in the same lame vein from the Mysterious Monsieur
>Brentano, Web Sage and Wunderkind? :)
>
>*Browsers*
>I see more people using browsers, possibly while surfing the Web. A tall
>geeky blond man with much money is involved.
>
>*Java applets*
>Applets will cause many computers to crash, or maybe just freeze for a
>moment. I see this happening in Asia or India. Or possibly Schenectady.
>
>*Windows NT*
>I hear the plaintive moans of thousands of unhappy IIS customers. But
>still people will buy it. The tall geeky guy is involved again.
>
>*E-commerce*
>Some businesses will make money on the Web. But not others. This may
>involve books. Or it may not. No word on the tall geeky guy.
>
>Anyone else care to pick up the torch here? :)
Let's see...
*Wealth*
I see a tall, geeky, semi-blond man, with one brown shoe and one black one,
continuing to insist to the DOJ that there's nothing wrong with hegemony,
while his billions pile up.
*Online Adult Entertainment*
Another thousand porn sites go online, some make money, most do not, but
they all manage to annoy their prospective customers with endless false
promises of free pics of luscious babes, or maybe Monica naked, but
definitely not the tall geeky guy.
*Online News*
Every newspaper publishes everything on their own web site, and one day
they all wake up and realize they've gotten themselves into a hole they
can't climb out of: no one wants to subscribe anymore to the print version
when they can get the same news for free online. But none of them can
charge for site access because there are always a hundred others that don't
charge. The tall geeky guy doesn't need to charge for anything on the web,
because he's the richest person on the planet.
*Politics"
The office of the Indpendent Counsel recieves authorization from Janet Reno
to install Web cams in every room in the White House, with the video feeds
being available 24/7 at www.whitehouse.gov so that the entire world can
rest assured that the Prez is not enjoying any hint of an inappropriate
relationship. As the year 2000 elections draw near, the major political
parties are unable to find anyone who wants to run for President, since who
wants to live their lives in a virtual fishbowl, except a tall geeky guy
from the Northwest who thinks having web cams in every room of the house is
perfectly normal...
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Barry <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Web Design & Development - Online Marketing <http://www.ToTheWeb.com>
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