>You can do it now, with SSI - I've used this to redirect WebTV users to
>Non-Java alternatives for chat, etc ;) But it'd be fun to tell them THIS!
>*grin*
>
>create a new html file: webtv.html
>
>in it, put:
><div align="center">
><Font size="+3">Get a real computer!</font>
></div>
>
>Now put this in all the pages you want it to show up in (assuming you can
>use Server Side Includes):
>
><!--#if expr="${HTTP_USER_AGENT} = /WebTV/" -->
><!--#include virtual="/webtv.html" -->
><!--#endif -->
truly brilliant.. but not, perhaps, as evil as it could be:
---- webtv.html ----
<img
src = "black_box.gif"
align = "right"
width = "120"
height = "240"
>
<font size="+3">
THIS SITE MAY NOT DISPLAY PROPERLY ON SOME WEB TV PLATFORMS.
<p>
PLEASE ADJUST THE HORIZONTAL CONTROL OF YOUR TELEVISION
UNTIL THE TARGET IS CENTERED ON YOUR SCREEN, THEN ADJUST
YOUR CONTRAST UNTIL THE CIRCLE INSIDE THE SQUARE IS JUST
VISIBLE.
</font>
---- EOF ----
given A) the way follow technical instructions blindly (defined as "dummy
mode" in _The Bastard Bible_), and B) the way TV acts like a visual blend
of thorazine and demerol, i don't even want to imagine the number of hours
people would waste screwing up their TV settings.
mike stone <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 'net geek..
been there, done that, have network, will travel.
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