Here is an actual almost live, unedited conversation that just took place between me and a friend. Mandopoppins is reprinted by permission, and said you can IM her if you promise to be funny. As you can see, yes I am as big a jerk as you think I am.
mandopoppins: p asked me to marry him again this morning mandopoppins: i guess the fishnets worked.... jdebarsenal99: ha mandopoppins: the fishnets that now are crotchless. mandopoppins: OH! jdebarsenal99: what'd you say mandopoppins: i'm blushing now mandopoppins: i said, yes, let's get married here in this gypsy caravan bed, we'll be the king and queen of this 5x6 plot of bed jdebarsenal99: did he pronounce it like Mary, or Mah-ree mandopoppins: he's black, not east indian mandopoppins: i don't know anyone who says mahree mandopoppins: do you mandopoppins: ? jdebarsenal99: No, but it's been the subject of much discussion lately jdebarsenal99: so I had to ask jdebarsenal99: Do you mind if I quote you? mandopoppins: who you been talking about mahridge with? mandopoppins: quote me, go on. mandopoppins: which one? mandopoppins: i say some funny shit, it's true jdebarsenal99: I will redact your name --- In [email protected], "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > If you ever catch me dating a girl named Mary, just put a bullet in > me already. Here's the thing. Gene wants me to pronounce the > word "marry", which I know from sentences like "will you marry me" > sorta like Maury Povich pronounces his first name? All I can say > is, are all of you smoking craaahhhhhk? > > Here's a question, do do due and doo rhyme? > > --- In [email protected], "Max H." <MaxH42@> > wrote: > > > > So...your girlfriend named Mary left you? Or you suffer from > dysthemia? Or > > are you commenting on your current state of romantic attachment? > Or were you > > agreeing with Gene about the absurdity of formalizing a commitment > that > > should exist without any external validation? > > > > But really...for those for whom Mary, merry, and marry sound the > same, do > > hairy, ferry, and Harry rhyme too? It only occurred to me after I > sent that > > message that my examples might only make sense to someone who > speaks like > > Gene and I do. (We're both Noo Yawkers, BTW.) > > > > -Max > > > > On 10/4/06, James <ttlsccr@> wrote: > > > > > > There is no maah-ree in my world. That's aaahbsurd. If that's > wrong, I > > > don't wanna be right. > > > > > > *"Max H." <MaxH42@>* wrote: > > > > > > Mayuh-ree, meh-ree, maah-ree. > > > > > > The first one rhymes with hairy (which should tell you that > mayuh is one > > > syllable, but that's the hardest sound to describe), the second > with ferry, > > > the third with Harry. > > > > > > -Max > > > > > > On 10/4/06, Maureen <mortiifera@> wrote: > > > > > > > > i say them all the same way - i don't know how they can be said > > > > differently! this is really bugging me! > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > > Do you Yahoo!? > > > Everyone is raving about the all-new Yahoo! > Mail.<http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=42297/*http://advision.webevents.yah > oo.com/mailbeta> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > --Max H., moderator Freecycle Olney, MD, Freecycle Rockville > > > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
