JAMES, I don't think she wanted the stuff about her crotchless fishlnet stockings being posted.... PLUS You promised to redact her name. I guess I chould post the IM conversation from my coworker who just had to tell someone she was going commando and she decided I should be the one to know.... That was my fun IM conversation from yesterday. Daria
On 10/5/06, James <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Here is an actual almost live, unedited conversation that just took > place between me and a friend. Mandopoppins is reprinted by > permission, and said you can IM her if you promise to be funny. As > you can see, yes I am as big a jerk as you think I am. > > mandopoppins: p asked me to marry him again this morning > mandopoppins: i guess the fishnets worked.... > jdebarsenal99: ha > mandopoppins: the fishnets that now are crotchless. > mandopoppins: OH! > jdebarsenal99: what'd you say > mandopoppins: i'm blushing now > mandopoppins: i said, yes, let's get married here in this gypsy > caravan bed, we'll be the king and queen of this 5x6 plot of bed > jdebarsenal99: did he pronounce it like Mary, or Mah-ree > mandopoppins: he's black, not east indian > mandopoppins: i don't know anyone who says mahree > mandopoppins: do you > mandopoppins: ? > jdebarsenal99: No, but it's been the subject of much discussion > lately > jdebarsenal99: so I had to ask > jdebarsenal99: Do you mind if I quote you? > mandopoppins: who you been talking about mahridge with? > mandopoppins: quote me, go on. > mandopoppins: which one? > mandopoppins: i say some funny shit, it's true > jdebarsenal99: I will redact your name > > --- In [email protected], "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > If you ever catch me dating a girl named Mary, just put a bullet > in > > me already. Here's the thing. Gene wants me to pronounce the > > word "marry", which I know from sentences like "will you marry me" > > sorta like Maury Povich pronounces his first name? All I can say > > is, are all of you smoking craaahhhhhk? > > > > Here's a question, do do due and doo rhyme? > > > > --- In [email protected], "Max H." <MaxH42@> > > wrote: > > > > > > So...your girlfriend named Mary left you? Or you suffer from > > dysthemia? Or > > > are you commenting on your current state of romantic attachment? > > Or were you > > > agreeing with Gene about the absurdity of formalizing a > commitment > > that > > > should exist without any external validation? > > > > > > But really...for those for whom Mary, merry, and marry sound the > > same, do > > > hairy, ferry, and Harry rhyme too? It only occurred to me after > I > > sent that > > > message that my examples might only make sense to someone who > > speaks like > > > Gene and I do. (We're both Noo Yawkers, BTW.) > > > > > > -Max > > > > > > On 10/4/06, James <ttlsccr@> wrote: > > > > > > > > There is no maah-ree in my world. That's aaahbsurd. If > that's > > wrong, I > > > > don't wanna be right. > > > > > > > > *"Max H." <MaxH42@>* wrote: > > > > > > > > Mayuh-ree, meh-ree, maah-ree. > > > > > > > > The first one rhymes with hairy (which should tell you that > > mayuh is one > > > > syllable, but that's the hardest sound to describe), the > second > > with ferry, > > > > the third with Harry. > > > > > > > > -Max > > > > > > > > On 10/4/06, Maureen <mortiifera@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > i say them all the same way - i don't know how they can be > said > > > > > differently! this is really bugging me! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > > > Do you Yahoo!? > > > > Everyone is raving about the all-new Yahoo! > > > Mail.<http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=42297/*http://advision.webevents.yah > > oo.com/mailbeta> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > --Max H., moderator Freecycle Olney, MD, Freecycle Rockville > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
