Well, since it's quiet on the WC I'll share an office poop exchange I 
just had w/ my sister.  Her office is in a converted townhouse sort 
of set-up.  If you don't have a sister I recommend going out and 
getting one.

tanya: guy was singing Please Come to Boston in the bathroom 
yesterday. pretty funny
jdebarsenal: you were in the bathroom with a guy?
tanya: no, it's right across the hall. doors and walls are thin
jdebarsenal: that ain't good
tanya: bout half the office could hear it
jdebarsenal: what other noises do you hear!
tanya: others have it worse, the ones who share walls
jdebarsenal: plops fizzes moans and groans
tanya: Kendra says she knows who is in there based on the noises
jdebarsenal: arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tanya: LOL
jdebarsenal: I'd be singing Please Come to Boston at the top of my 
lungs myself, although that could cause me to lose focus
tanya: we do have a fan
jdebarsenal: I hope you work with a lot of courtesy flushers
tanya: we just keep the doors closed
tanya: it is the source of much joking around here
jdebarsenal: ah one big happy family
tanya: it is different than the State, or DCI I'm sure
jdebarsenal: I'd probably drive myself to the nearest public rest room
tanya: I think that's been done here before
tanya: or people have driven home
jdebarsenal: on a particularly volcanic day
tanya: yeah
tanya: best not to come in at all for one of those days


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