Do you have any other sisters, or brothers for that matter?  I'm 
wondering how many other siblings come with the deal.  If we are 
keeping our existing siblings, you would get a 37-year old brother, a 
sister in law, and 3 year old nephew and a 9-month old nephew.  And 
hey, give me a break--I didn't ASK them for the sofa, I just told 
them I needed one and asked them if they would like to help me shop 
for it.  Some people buy their kids HOUSES, for God's sake.  Not 
mine. No car, no plane ticket to London, not even the braces I got 
this morning and now get to wear for 1 1/2 years, aren't I lucky.  I 
think the sofa was a housewarming present or something like that.


--- In [email protected], "Stephanie Smilay" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> If your parents will buy me a sofa, you can be my sister for a 
day.  I
> WILL pay for delivery.
> 
> Stephanie
> 
> On 11/15/06, Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > I've always wanted a sister--do you know where I can get one?  I 
once
> > offered to sell my brother for 19c.  For many years all I asked 
for
> > for birthdays, Hanukkah, etc. was a sister--no luck.  Then my mom
> > told me she went to the Dr. so she wouldn't have any more kids--
> > probably so I would stop bugging her about it.  I mean that's why 
she
> > told me, not why she did it.  I was bummed, and told her so.  She 
got
> > one of each, she was happy, but I ended up with no sister and 
brother
> > ended up with no brother, and I suspect we both would have been
> > happier with a sibling of the opposite sex.  So anyone know where 
I
> > can get a good deal on a sister?
> >
> > --- In [email protected], "James" <ttlsccr@>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > Well, since it's quiet on the WC I'll share an office poop 
exchange
> > I
> > > just had w/ my sister.  Her office is in a converted townhouse 
sort
> > > of set-up.  If you don't have a sister I recommend going out and
> > > getting one.
> > >
> > > tanya: guy was singing Please Come to Boston in the bathroom
> > > yesterday. pretty funny
> > > jdebarsenal: you were in the bathroom with a guy?
> > > tanya: no, it's right across the hall. doors and walls are thin
> > > jdebarsenal: that ain't good
> > > tanya: bout half the office could hear it
> > > jdebarsenal: what other noises do you hear!
> > > tanya: others have it worse, the ones who share walls
> > > jdebarsenal: plops fizzes moans and groans
> > > tanya: Kendra says she knows who is in there based on the noises
> > > jdebarsenal: arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> > > tanya: LOL
> > > jdebarsenal: I'd be singing Please Come to Boston at the top of 
my
> > > lungs myself, although that could cause me to lose focus
> > > tanya: we do have a fan
> > > jdebarsenal: I hope you work with a lot of courtesy flushers
> > > tanya: we just keep the doors closed
> > > tanya: it is the source of much joking around here
> > > jdebarsenal: ah one big happy family
> > > tanya: it is different than the State, or DCI I'm sure
> > > jdebarsenal: I'd probably drive myself to the nearest public 
rest
> > room
> > > tanya: I think that's been done here before
> > > tanya: or people have driven home
> > > jdebarsenal: on a particularly volcanic day
> > > tanya: yeah
> > > tanya: best not to come in at all for one of those days
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Yahoo! Groups Links
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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