If your parents will buy me a sofa, you can be my sister for a day. I WILL pay for delivery.
Stephanie On 11/15/06, Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I've always wanted a sister--do you know where I can get one? I once > offered to sell my brother for 19c. For many years all I asked for > for birthdays, Hanukkah, etc. was a sister--no luck. Then my mom > told me she went to the Dr. so she wouldn't have any more kids-- > probably so I would stop bugging her about it. I mean that's why she > told me, not why she did it. I was bummed, and told her so. She got > one of each, she was happy, but I ended up with no sister and brother > ended up with no brother, and I suspect we both would have been > happier with a sibling of the opposite sex. So anyone know where I > can get a good deal on a sister? > > --- In [email protected], "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > Well, since it's quiet on the WC I'll share an office poop exchange > I > > just had w/ my sister. Her office is in a converted townhouse sort > > of set-up. If you don't have a sister I recommend going out and > > getting one. > > > > tanya: guy was singing Please Come to Boston in the bathroom > > yesterday. pretty funny > > jdebarsenal: you were in the bathroom with a guy? > > tanya: no, it's right across the hall. doors and walls are thin > > jdebarsenal: that ain't good > > tanya: bout half the office could hear it > > jdebarsenal: what other noises do you hear! > > tanya: others have it worse, the ones who share walls > > jdebarsenal: plops fizzes moans and groans > > tanya: Kendra says she knows who is in there based on the noises > > jdebarsenal: arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh > > tanya: LOL > > jdebarsenal: I'd be singing Please Come to Boston at the top of my > > lungs myself, although that could cause me to lose focus > > tanya: we do have a fan > > jdebarsenal: I hope you work with a lot of courtesy flushers > > tanya: we just keep the doors closed > > tanya: it is the source of much joking around here > > jdebarsenal: ah one big happy family > > tanya: it is different than the State, or DCI I'm sure > > jdebarsenal: I'd probably drive myself to the nearest public rest > room > > tanya: I think that's been done here before > > tanya: or people have driven home > > jdebarsenal: on a particularly volcanic day > > tanya: yeah > > tanya: best not to come in at all for one of those days > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > >
