I sold matches on the street for pocket money and I LIKED IT.

Stephanie

On 11/15/06, Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Do you have any other sisters, or brothers for that matter?  I'm
> wondering how many other siblings come with the deal.  If we are
> keeping our existing siblings, you would get a 37-year old brother, a
> sister in law, and 3 year old nephew and a 9-month old nephew.  And
> hey, give me a break--I didn't ASK them for the sofa, I just told
> them I needed one and asked them if they would like to help me shop
> for it.  Some people buy their kids HOUSES, for God's sake.  Not
> mine. No car, no plane ticket to London, not even the braces I got
> this morning and now get to wear for 1 1/2 years, aren't I lucky.  I
> think the sofa was a housewarming present or something like that.
>
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> --- In [email protected], "Stephanie Smilay"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > If your parents will buy me a sofa, you can be my sister for a
> day.  I
> > WILL pay for delivery.
> >
> > Stephanie
> >
> > On 11/15/06, Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > I've always wanted a sister--do you know where I can get one?  I
> once
> > > offered to sell my brother for 19c.  For many years all I asked
> for
> > > for birthdays, Hanukkah, etc. was a sister--no luck.  Then my mom
> > > told me she went to the Dr. so she wouldn't have any more kids--
> > > probably so I would stop bugging her about it.  I mean that's why
> she
> > > told me, not why she did it.  I was bummed, and told her so.  She
> got
> > > one of each, she was happy, but I ended up with no sister and
> brother
> > > ended up with no brother, and I suspect we both would have been
> > > happier with a sibling of the opposite sex.  So anyone know where
> I
> > > can get a good deal on a sister?
> > >
> > > --- In [email protected], "James" <ttlsccr@>
> > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Well, since it's quiet on the WC I'll share an office poop
> exchange
> > > I
> > > > just had w/ my sister.  Her office is in a converted townhouse
> sort
> > > > of set-up.  If you don't have a sister I recommend going out and
> > > > getting one.
> > > >
> > > > tanya: guy was singing Please Come to Boston in the bathroom
> > > > yesterday. pretty funny
> > > > jdebarsenal: you were in the bathroom with a guy?
> > > > tanya: no, it's right across the hall. doors and walls are thin
> > > > jdebarsenal: that ain't good
> > > > tanya: bout half the office could hear it
> > > > jdebarsenal: what other noises do you hear!
> > > > tanya: others have it worse, the ones who share walls
> > > > jdebarsenal: plops fizzes moans and groans
> > > > tanya: Kendra says she knows who is in there based on the noises
> > > > jdebarsenal: arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> > > > tanya: LOL
> > > > jdebarsenal: I'd be singing Please Come to Boston at the top of
> my
> > > > lungs myself, although that could cause me to lose focus
> > > > tanya: we do have a fan
> > > > jdebarsenal: I hope you work with a lot of courtesy flushers
> > > > tanya: we just keep the doors closed
> > > > tanya: it is the source of much joking around here
> > > > jdebarsenal: ah one big happy family
> > > > tanya: it is different than the State, or DCI I'm sure
> > > > jdebarsenal: I'd probably drive myself to the nearest public
> rest
> > > room
> > > > tanya: I think that's been done here before
> > > > tanya: or people have driven home
> > > > jdebarsenal: on a particularly volcanic day
> > > > tanya: yeah
> > > > tanya: best not to come in at all for one of those days
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