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=> New sites
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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A Romanian man nearly choked on a plastic fork he
used to dislodge food that was stuck in his throat,
three years after doing the same with a metal fork.
Ionel Aldea, 56, from Focsani, said: "There was this
piece of meat on the grill that I couldn't resist. It got
stuck there in my throat and I was choking. I tried
first to push it with my fingers but it didn't move. Then,
I got desperate and looked around for anything that
might help me. I thought the fork would save me and
it did at first before it slipped into my throat too." He
was taken to hospital where doctors managed to
remove the fork, local daily Libertatea reported.
A German woman returned from a shopping trip to
find a fighter jet had landed on top of her car. Simone
Merkel was even more confused when she realised
the plane had not even been flying. It had been knocked
off a display by a lorry which bumped the platform it
was standing on. The Mig 21 jet was on display in a
car park in Hagen, Westphalia, and completely
destroyed the car. Mrs Merkel, 38: "I came out of the
supermarket to find my car had almost completely
disappeared and there was this huge plane in its
place. I thought World War Three had started. I just
hope my insurance covers the damages."
A Chicago man who tried to steal a diamond by
swallowing it was held by police for five days until
it passed through his system. The man allegedly
swallowed the �24,000 gem in a jeweller's shop
and tried to replace it with a fake but shop staff
spotted the switch, locked the doors and called
the police. After he was arrested, the suspect
complained of abdominal pain and was taken to
hospital where an X-ray showed the diamond in
his intestines. He was held in police custody while
officers sifted through his bowel movements but
they did not find the gem for five days.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"It was recently reported that Sean 'Puffy' Combs lost 30
pounds. Apparently, 'Puffy' lost the 30 pounds when he
was just about to go through a metal detector."
- Conan O'Brien
"I would probably start laughing if I looked at a milk
carton and saw a picture of my little brother, but then I
would probably stop when I remembered that we never
finished our game of hide and seek."
- Wayland
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife
you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
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