LOL...too funny!  That's a keeper!

Best,


Brad

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From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] On
Behalf Of Robert West
Sent: Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:45 AM
To: Tom Sharples; WISPA General List
Subject: Re: [WISPA] Was Pigs fly, now "company man"

Out of all the things I've seen on this list, that last line was a total 
winner.




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From: "Tom Sharples" <tsharp...@qorvus.com>
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Sent: Sunday, April 25, 2010 1:38 AM
Subject: Re: [WISPA] Was Pigs fly, now "company man"


>A friend just forwarded this to me:
>
> Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick 
> up
> your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
> promised land."
>
> Nearly 75 years agao, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovel, sit on your
> asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
>
> Now, our Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed our asses, raised the 
> price
> of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
>
> Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care 
> Plans,
> the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
> funds, etc.  I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center 
> in
> Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
>
> They all got excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.
>
> Tom S.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "RickG" <rgunder...@gmail.com>
> To: "WISPA General List" <wireless@wispa.org>
> Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2010 6:36 PM
> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Was Pigs fly, now "company man"
>
>
>>I think he's trying to feed us ;)
>>
>> On Sat, Apr 24, 2010 at 6:20 PM, Jack Unger <jun...@ask-wi.com> wrote:
>>> Please don't feed the MDK troll.
>>>
>>> MDK wrote:
>>>
>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>> Neofast, Inc, Making internet easy
>>> 541-969-8200  509-386-4589
>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>> --------------------------------------------------
>>> From: "Mark Nash - Lists" <markl...@uwol.net>
>>> Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:38 PM
>>> To: "WISPA General List" <wireless@wispa.org>
>>> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Free enterprise,sure, when pigs fly
>>>
>>>
>>> Give the facts, give the opinion, leave the radical commentary for the
>>> other
>>> lists for people who share your views and want to hear it.
>>>
>>>
>>> Company Man.
>>> It's a term used at times to describe someone who is engaged by the top
>>> management to work among the producers, to make sure that nobody
>>> rebelled,
>>> everyone followed policy, and to give management notice if anyone tended
>>> to
>>> be outspoken or lead complaining about things ythat were wrong.   Their
>>> job
>>> was to help squelch or otherwise shut down disagreement with the top
>>> brass.
>>> Often spies for management, to find out who to get rid of.   Generally a
>>> derogative term.   Used deliberately by me.
>>> Let's imagine, if you will, that instead of being a nation, we're just a
>>> big
>>> company.   After all, the job of politics is little more than to force
>>> people to behave certain ways, spend the money they earn for what the 
>>> top
>>> brass want.
>>> Today, almost 3 of every 10 dollars of income is spent by the
>>> administrations.   That is, management consumes, without investing a
>>> penny
>>> in productivity, almost 1/3 of all the company revenues.     This year,
>>> the
>>> company will spend almost twice what it takes in in revenues.   The rest
>>> will be borrowed in the name of the employees.   Every management
>>> function
>>> of the central office is duplicated by the state offices.   They do not
>>> agree on the rule in the books that you must follow.    Almost every
>>> management function of the state administration is duplicated at the
>>> central
>>> office, as well.   Again, the rules are not the same.    And in spite of
>>> all
>>> that spending, NOTHING IS INVESTED IN IMPROVING PRODUCTIVITY.    Nor has
>>> it
>>> been in at least a couple decades.
>>> Despite the fact that nobody in the "main office" produces anything, has
>>> any
>>> idea how to do anything the company does, and the hiring policy requires
>>> neither experience nor knowledge of what is produced,  the main office
>>> has
>>> produced so many rules about how to run it, that their office building
>>> that
>>> houses JUST THE PRINTOUTS was in danger of collapsing under the weight.
>>> And that's just the paperwork about former employee medical benefits.  (
>>> google for story of VA offices threatened by the sheer weight of case
>>> files
>>> backlogged)
>>> The main office spends about 1 of every 3 dollars that the company takes
>>> in,
>>> and it controls additionally about 2 of every 10 dollars the company
>>> brings
>>> in, but it does so simply by requiring others to spend it - none of 
>>> which
>>> is
>>> invested in productivity - almost all is spent to PREVENT productivity.
>>> In addition to that, the main office confiscates 17% of every employee's
>>> paycheck to spend, and promises that when you retire, it'll pay it back
>>> to
>>> you... in payments - if you live long enough.    Further,  it takes
>>> anywhere
>>> from 0 to 40% of everything you have left after that in your paycheck, 
>>> to
>>> spend for you.    With this confiscated money it will do such valuable
>>> things as buy viagra for people in jail for committing sexual offenses
>>> and
>>> study why wolves eat sheep.
>>> The main office determines, by vote, which groups of people it takes 
>>> what
>>> percentage from.   It has figured out that so long as at least half of
>>> the
>>> employees don't get money confiscated, the majority will be happy with
>>> benefits it gives away, having taken it from the minority of employees.
>>> The company is not well off, having accumulated debt and IOU statements
>>> amounting to approximately a quarter million dollars per person, for 
>>> each
>>> family represented by an employee.   The families ARE responsible for
>>> future
>>> repayment of this debt, and the main office continues to borrow and 
>>> write
>>> IOU's amounting to 10's of thousands of dollars per family member each
>>> year.
>>> But, they promise, that it won't be anyone complaining who'll have to 
>>> pay
>>> the debt back, they'll take it from "someone else".
>>> By the time you add up all the people who are hired in the main office,
>>> and
>>> all the other offices, plus the various contracted out services they
>>> hire,
>>> there are approximately 2 people who are management or hired by
>>> management
>>> to do stuff for management, out of every 5 people in the company.
>>> To summarize,  this company has indebted every employee's family member
>>> by
>>> at least 1/4 of a million dollars.   The average wage earned by an
>>> employee
>>> not in management is about 40,000.   Those in management average almost
>>> double that.    Yet, nobody in management is liable for a single dollar
>>> of
>>> company debt, their retirement and retirement benefits are fully secured
>>> and
>>> paid for.   The employees on the other hand, are simply given company
>>> IOU's
>>> equal to less than minimum wage as a retirement plan, and the company 
>>> has
>>> plans to confiscate all the employee's own retirement savings and 
>>> replace
>>> it
>>> with more IOU's.    Anyone who is paid by the piece is fined for excess
>>> production, overtime is fined,  even excess contributions to your own
>>> retirement are fined, with the main office collecting all the fines.
>>> The
>>> company just took over all the decisions about health care, and have
>>> started
>>> the process to confiscate approximately 30% of the average take-home pay
>>> to
>>> go to the central office.   In return, they promise you'll get whatever
>>> you
>>> need whenver you need it.   Unless the company can't pay for it, of
>>> course.
>>> But, that'll never happen, of course.  Or, so they promise.   It sparked
>>> outrage, so they promised to take the money from only 30% of the
>>> employees,
>>> to give to the other 70.   So long as a majority don't complain to loud,
>>> the polls the company takes will show great satisfaction.
>>> Now, each time one of the employees complains that this company is 
>>> poorly
>>> run, is astonishingly incompetently managed, or otherwise comments what
>>> we
>>> ALL know is dead on true about the gross incompetence and generalized
>>> corruption that permeates the company, along come the "company men" to
>>> shush
>>> us up, threaten us with social stigmatism, or even some harsh physical 
>>> or
>>> other vengeance.
>>> The company, mind you, has a charter.   A contract, built into the
>>> bylaws,
>>> that govern what the main office does, what it can do, what it can't do,
>>> and
>>> it established the company on the notion that the company would provide
>>> direction, protection, and little else, and that the employees would and
>>> could profit from their own initiative.  Heck, the main office was to be
>>> so
>>> small it was to be funded merely by a slight markup on products sold to
>>> other companies.  The employees were to keep everything they earned,
>>> except
>>> for what they themselves voted on to fund the state, regional and local
>>> offices.   And, the decisions about investment in productivity were made
>>> directly by the employees themselves.   For nearly 200 years the 
>>> company,
>>> and it's employees flourished and advanced at a rate that astounded the
>>> entire world.   And then, during some hard times, some guys threw away
>>> the
>>> rulebook.   Now it's all but bankrupt, the employees themselves are also
>>> bankrupt from the debt the company has obligated them to, including the
>>> IOU's that, again, are drawn and written on the personal fortunes of the
>>> present and future employees.   Welcome to 2010.
>>> As I read your commentary directed toward me, I realized that I was
>>> supposed
>>> to be intimidated, and that I was supposed to feel shamed by your
>>> superior
>>> intellect and your "reasonable" positions.   Oh, no.  Hell NO!    Not
>>> only
>>> am I NOT radical in the slightest, I'm merely pointing out the most
>>> simplistic, obvious, and most fundamental of the gross idiocy that's 
>>> come
>>> to
>>> be.     You're a great "company man".    You definitely have sold your
>>> soul
>>> to parrot the company line.    But hell, not a business man with two
>>> working
>>> brain cells is left who could be convinced that what you're defending is
>>> anything but colossal stupidity.   I'm not radical, I'm just simply
>>> sensible.   I'm sorry you are so threatened by truth, by something that
>>> withstands the test of time and every intellectual measure of truth.
>>> We were left with a charter, with founding documents, and a set of laws
>>> that
>>> describe how the place (country) is supposed to work.   And, they
>>> followed
>>> those rules well for a long time and we have been incomprehensibly
>>> blessed,
>>> as has the whole world, by the fact that we did follow the rules.   They
>>> are
>>> wise, they are prudent, they are very, very well drafted.   They 
>>> delegate
>>> responsibility to the individual for almost everything, and very, very
>>> little to the federal government.    And, when we have deviated from
>>> them,
>>> we have the obvious and apparent results.    So, suggesting we back to
>>> how
>>> things are SUPPOSED to be is "radical"?   I think not.   Defending how
>>> things are would be "radical".   But, more accurately,  utterly and
>>> hopelessly wrong or stupid.    As, I have come to believe, ARE YOU,
>>> company
>>> man.    Get lost.   This nation needs no more of the corruption,
>>> stupidity,
>>> and gross incompetence that got us by pretending that those in DC were
>>> wise
>>> and inerrant.   They weren't.   And now we're all paying the damn price.
>>> Between the legal debts and the contractual obligations signed on our
>>> behalf,  this nation has currently 74 TRILLION DOLLARS in obligations.
>>> That's the debt, the "social contract" spending like Medicare and
>>> Medicaid
>>> and Social Security (none of which is funded, it's all just IOU's), and
>>> all
>>> other legal obligations combined.   After Obamacare ends private medical
>>> care by bankrupting the insurers and most providers, then that figure
>>> will
>>> likely go up by 50 to 100% overnight.
>>> As businessman, I find it utterly incomprehensible that anyone in
>>> business
>>> would defend the monstrosity we have created for ourselves.    It's time
>>> to
>>> undo it.    And to send the "company men" packing off to the land of
>>> irrelevance, on display in the Museum of Really Bad Ideas.   Sure, there
>>> is
>>> no social club of "supporters" of such dull and boring advocacy.     It
>>> would seem that even the dullest of the dull, this great experiment in
>>> the
>>> exercise of unrestrained power has been an epic disaster.    Why, then
>>> are
>>> so many of you utterly afraid to open your mouth, to stand on principle?
>>> Why are the members of WISPA trembling in fear of the notion of having
>>> WISPA
>>> go to DC and say "Hey, you're way overgrown here, you need to get back 
>>> to
>>> your proper boundaries of being a PRUDENT STEWARD, not an auctioneer of
>>> public assets to to the highest bidder!"?   Is it because the wording is
>>> old
>>> fashioned, or the notion not "hip"?
>>> Or is it that you're so desperate for a few crumbs from the master's
>>> table,
>>> you''re willing to perpetuate the charade that they're the master and
>>> we're
>>> the servants, instead of being the other way around, which is THE
>>> CONTRACT
>>> WE HAVE WITH THEM????     Or is it that you've just grown comfortable
>>> with
>>> the way things are?    Well, a currency collapse will definitely put the
>>> lie
>>> to that little bit of self delusion.     Welcome to reality.    Are we
>>> going
>>> to be responsible, or are we just going to continue letting the children
>>> play with the credit cards to the family fortune?
>>>
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>>> Serving the Broadband Wireless, Networking and Telecom Communities since
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