It says, "Where the hell were you in MTB season when we rented a 15passenger van?"
-----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of David D M Light Sent: Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:11 AM To: [email protected] Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or merely deranged?) i drive a rusted-out high-mileage 1992 ford 15-passenger van. what does that say about me? It really is my dream car, only the mileage sucks. ----- Original Message ----- From: Chad Lowers <[email protected]> Date: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:05 pm Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or merely deranged?) To: WVU Cycling <[email protected]> > > The stupidity in that is almost painful to read. However, I am one of > the dirty hippy liberalist cycle people. > > Even the opening statement is fallacious: > You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What does > the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged > and All-American. > > ...Hummer was so American, the Chinese bought it. > > Also, as a team, I feel like we need to aspire to beocome her > definition of the mountain biker: > There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. The > first and most deadly is the Mountain Biker. As the name suggests, > these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills and > then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain > bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other > banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the > age of > 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll > taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol. > > But it's funny that even the crazy christian lady knows that roadies > are 'tri.' > > > > On Jun 10, 8:57 pm, Emily Moy <[email protected]> wrote: > > I thought I'd share some Christian Republican bloggery with my > fellow> cyclists. > > > > A reckless cyclist inconveniently caused hundreds of dollars of > damage to > > his Hummer and the gay/liberal/hippie cyclist got blood all over > his mirror! > > > > Here's a quote: > > "Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can > > understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have > already won. We > > need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are > sending a > > message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You > show me a > > cyclist and I will show you a traitor." > > > > http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/21/cyclists-the-two- > wheeled-m... > > > > And here's a follow-up that is just as > amusing:http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/28/cyclists-an- > ungrateful-men... > > > > I'm not real sure if this person is serious. But it sure is > amazing.> > > Emily >
