Lake Hope trails are awesome. It really isn't terribly far away, either. This is totally farce, and written by a Euro. Dirty europeans, with their stinky food and little cars.
"I've suggested all mountain bikes be given number plates, just like we have on cars." We don't have number plates here in the states. Duh. On Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 9:30 AM, David D M Light <[email protected]> wrote: > > Its a little high mileage. I wouldn't feel very good about you guys > taking it on the road unless you are a mechanic. It stranded Tricia > and crew at Lake Hope last year. Batman and Robbin had to borrow the > Pathfinder van and make the rescue. > > More on Lake Hope: excellent course, really fast, with a few short > steep climbs. Most of the trails were built by bikers for bikes. The > only thing that ususally blows is that its in the middle of August and > very hot and humid. I've overheated at this race more than once. The > drive is about 3 hours from Morgantown. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Ryan Post <[email protected]> > Date: Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:14 am > Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or merely > deranged?) > To: [email protected] > > > > > It says, "Where the hell were you in MTB season when we rented a > > 15passengervan?" > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [email protected] > > [mailto:[email protected]] On > > Behalf Of David D M Light > > Sent: Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:11 AM > > To: [email protected] > > Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or > merely > > deranged?) > > > > > > i drive a rusted-out high-mileage 1992 ford 15-passenger van. what > > does that say about me? It really is my dream car, only the > > mileage > > sucks. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Chad Lowers <[email protected]> > > Date: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:05 pm > > Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or > > merely > > deranged?) > > To: WVU Cycling <[email protected]> > > > > > > > > The stupidity in that is almost painful to read. However, I am > > one of > > > the dirty hippy liberalist cycle people. > > > > > > Even the opening statement is fallacious: > > > You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; > > What > > does > > > the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, > > rugged> and All-American. > > > > > > ...Hummer was so American, the Chinese bought it. > > > > > > Also, as a team, I feel like we need to aspire to beocome her > > > definition of the mountain biker: > > > There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. > The > > > first and most deadly is the ?Mountain Biker?. As the name > suggests, > > > these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills > and > > > then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain > > > bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other > > > banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the > > > age of > > > 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll > > > taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol. > > > > > > But it's funny that even the crazy christian lady knows that > roadies > > > are 'tri.' > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 8:57 pm, Emily Moy <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > I thought I'd share some Christian Republican bloggery with my > > > fellow> cyclists. > > > > > > > > A reckless cyclist inconveniently caused hundreds of dollars > > of > > > damage to > > > > his Hummer and the gay/liberal/hippie cyclist got blood all > > over > > > his mirror! > > > > > > > > Here's a quote: > > > > "Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers > can > > > > understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have > > > already won. We > > > > need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you > > are > > > sending a > > > > message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You > > > show me a > > > > cyclist and I will show you a traitor." > > > > > > > > http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/21/cyclists-the-two- > > > wheeled-m... > > > > > > > > And here's a follow-up that is just as > > > amusing:http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/28/cyclists-an- > > > ungrateful-men... > > > > > > > > I'm not real sure if this person is serious. But it sure is > > > amazing.> > > > > Emily > > > > > > > >
