The car that got us stranded =) On Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 9:10 AM, David D M Light<[email protected]> wrote: > > i drive a rusted-out high-mileage 1992 ford 15-passenger van. what > does that say about me? It really is my dream car, only the mileage > sucks. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Chad Lowers <[email protected]> > Date: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:05 pm > Subject: [WVU Cycling] Re: Cyclists: The two-wheeled menace (or merely > deranged?) > To: WVU Cycling <[email protected]> > >> >> The stupidity in that is almost painful to read. However, I am one of >> the dirty hippy liberalist cycle people. >> >> Even the opening statement is fallacious: >> You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What > does >> the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged >> and All-American. >> >> ...Hummer was so American, the Chinese bought it. >> >> Also, as a team, I feel like we need to aspire to beocome her >> definition of the mountain biker: >> There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. The >> first and most deadly is the “Mountain Biker”. As the name suggests, >> these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills and >> then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain >> bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other >> banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the >> age of >> 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll >> taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol. >> >> But it's funny that even the crazy christian lady knows that roadies >> are 'tri.' >> >> >> >> On Jun 10, 8:57 pm, Emily Moy <[email protected]> wrote: >> > I thought I'd share some Christian Republican bloggery with my >> fellow> cyclists. >> > >> > A reckless cyclist inconveniently caused hundreds of dollars of >> damage to >> > his Hummer and the gay/liberal/hippie cyclist got blood all over >> his mirror! >> > >> > Here's a quote: >> > "Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can >> > understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have >> already won. We >> > need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are >> sending a >> > message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You >> show me a >> > cyclist and I will show you a traitor." >> > >> > http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/21/cyclists-the-two- >> wheeled-m... >> > >> > And here's a follow-up that is just as >> amusing:http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/06/28/cyclists-an- >> ungrateful-men... >> > >> > I'm not real sure if this person is serious. But it sure is >> amazing.> >> > Emily >> >
-- laura
