Despite previous claims that they didn't need housing, NC State just
requested housing.  The bike house would take em but we're full.
Here's what they're requesting and offering in return.

"NCSU CYCLING MUST DEMAND:



BEDS FOR 3
CLEAN LINENS AND CLEAN, DEROBED MAIDENS
BACON, EGGS, HASHBROWNS, SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES, AND FRESH COFFEE FOR
BREAKFAST.


FOR THIS WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY, WITH THE FOLLOWING FINER THINGS:

PRESENCE OF MEN IN JORTS
BEER
MULLETS
WRATH, AND ON-BICYCLE ASS-STOMPING BY OUR ELITE 3 MAN TEAM/HIT SQUAD
SWEET TEA.


Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions regarding the
severity of the ass stomping.

sincerely,
Walker Owen

NCSU Cycling Club VP of fuckin people up on bicycles."



-There you have it, straight from one of the best draft in Men's A's
mouth.  Offer Nc State housing for 3 and you'll get mullets and sweet
tea.

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