Despite previous claims that they didn't need housing, NC State just requested housing. The bike house would take em but we're full. Here's what they're requesting and offering in return.
"NCSU CYCLING MUST DEMAND: BEDS FOR 3 CLEAN LINENS AND CLEAN, DEROBED MAIDENS BACON, EGGS, HASHBROWNS, SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES, AND FRESH COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST. FOR THIS WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY, WITH THE FOLLOWING FINER THINGS: PRESENCE OF MEN IN JORTS BEER MULLETS WRATH, AND ON-BICYCLE ASS-STOMPING BY OUR ELITE 3 MAN TEAM/HIT SQUAD SWEET TEA. Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions regarding the severity of the ass stomping. sincerely, Walker Owen NCSU Cycling Club VP of fuckin people up on bicycles." -There you have it, straight from one of the best draft in Men's A's mouth. Offer Nc State housing for 3 and you'll get mullets and sweet tea.
