Seriously guys, someone needs to step up and house 3 ppl. It should not be this hard to find housing for teams who have provided us housing in the past.
On Apr 8, 12:58 am, WVUCycling <[email protected]> wrote: > Oh, and in case there was any doubt, WVUCycling is 'Duncan' in this > case. > > On Apr 8, 12:57 am, WVUCycling <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Despite previous claims that they didn't need housing, NC State just > > requested housing. The bike house would take em but we're full. > > Here's what they're requesting and offering in return. > > > "NCSU CYCLING MUST DEMAND: > > > BEDS FOR 3 > > CLEAN LINENS AND CLEAN, DEROBED MAIDENS > > BACON, EGGS, HASHBROWNS, SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES, AND FRESH COFFEE FOR > > BREAKFAST. > > > FOR THIS WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY, WITH THE FOLLOWING FINER THINGS: > > > PRESENCE OF MEN IN JORTS > > BEER > > MULLETS > > WRATH, AND ON-BICYCLE ASS-STOMPING BY OUR ELITE 3 MAN TEAM/HIT SQUAD > > SWEET TEA. > > > Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions regarding the > > severity of the ass stomping. > > > sincerely, > > Walker Owen > > > NCSU Cycling Club VP of fuckin people up on bicycles." > > > -There you have it, straight from one of the best draft in Men's A's > > mouth. Offer Nc State housing for 3 and you'll get mullets and sweet > > tea.
