Oh, and in case there was any doubt, WVUCycling is 'Duncan' in this case.
On Apr 8, 12:57 am, WVUCycling <[email protected]> wrote: > Despite previous claims that they didn't need housing, NC State just > requested housing. The bike house would take em but we're full. > Here's what they're requesting and offering in return. > > "NCSU CYCLING MUST DEMAND: > > BEDS FOR 3 > CLEAN LINENS AND CLEAN, DEROBED MAIDENS > BACON, EGGS, HASHBROWNS, SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES, AND FRESH COFFEE FOR > BREAKFAST. > > FOR THIS WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY, WITH THE FOLLOWING FINER THINGS: > > PRESENCE OF MEN IN JORTS > BEER > MULLETS > WRATH, AND ON-BICYCLE ASS-STOMPING BY OUR ELITE 3 MAN TEAM/HIT SQUAD > SWEET TEA. > > Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions regarding the > severity of the ass stomping. > > sincerely, > Walker Owen > > NCSU Cycling Club VP of fuckin people up on bicycles." > > -There you have it, straight from one of the best draft in Men's A's > mouth. Offer Nc State housing for 3 and you'll get mullets and sweet > tea.
