Title: Re: [Zappa-List] Elections results freak out!!
LOL!!!!! Hilarious!

"Mr Nader's first official, presidential declaration was that Frank Zappa musical appreciation classes were to be made compulsory in all schools - with perhaps a bit of Captain Beefheart and Edgar Varese thrown in for good measure. This decision provoked the Southern Republican senator, Mr Duke Newt Hazard, to declare that Mr Nader was planning to 'inflict the devil's music on our young and vulnerable', adding: 'Nader's despotic, communist-homosexualist agenda poses a mortal threat to the moral and spiritual fibre of the American people, if not world civilisation itself'. Prayers will be held non-stop in a bid to sabotage Mr Nader's Frank Zappa Appreciation Act, and reactionary, semi-senile senators  have pledged to filibuster the Act out of existence.

"Meanwhile, back to the sports scores, where the Yankee Dandys hammered the  ... "

(New York Times November 3 2004).

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