--- In [email protected], "AVB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The Congress of World Leaders which had gathered in Sri Lanka to view the > horrible conditions met yesterday to listen to various speakers. The somber > mood was uplifted thanks to the Dally Lama's inspirational monologue: > > "Why don't people in Sri Lanka take baths? > They wash up on shore instead. > > What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia? > Tide. > > Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power? > No, there's plenty of current running through the towns > > What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists? > "WAVE!" > > Why are people in the Sri Lanka area so annoying? > They always get carried away > > Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea? > They've been eating Thai food all week." > > A hearty round of applause followed this intro, at which point the Lama felt > that the best thing that he could do was to pass the Collection Plate, and > after counting his money he left.
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