I was going to do you one better: "Canada invades Alaska with black helicopters that were hiding in the interior of British Columbia, confiscates all handguns and assault rifles, makes all doctors employees of the state, feeds Jonah Greenberg to the caribou, and then gives the state to Iraq for a Christmas present."
But it wouldn't fit in the subject line. Chet wrote: > I'd been just about to post a message with the Subject header of "Gun > Control" just to get this list active again. > > John W. Redelfs wrote: > > I haven't received any mail from the list in two days. I didn't notice > > this until just now because other family members have been taking their > > turns at the computer. The Topica people say there is no problem at > > their > > end. Is it possible that AT&T Worldnet is screening out my Topica > > mail? Or has the list just been remarkably quiet for the last couple of > > days? > > > > John W. Redelfs [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ============================================= > > To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. > > I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to > > the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. > > --Jack Handy > > ============================================= > > All my opinions are tentative pending further data. --JWR > > > > > > > > *jeep! > --Chet > "Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you > are doing the impossible." > > ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// > /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// > ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > -- Marc A. Schindler Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada -- Gateway to the Boreal Parkland �Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on� � Winston Churchill Note: This communication represents the informal personal views of the author solely; its contents do not necessarily reflect those of the author�s employer, nor those of any organization with which the author may be associated. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /// ZION LIST CHARTER: Please read it at /// /// http://www.zionsbest.com/charter.html /// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ==^^=============================================================== This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aaP9AU.bWix1n.YXJjaGl2 Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^^===============================================================
