Poor Chris ... so much learning to do ... 1 ... wrong 2 ... probably true 3 ... most likely true 4 ... what is decoupage???? ... how come you know that word ... lol 5 ... ummm ... not sure that's always true 6 ... VERY true .... :) 7 ... I doubt this is true in most cases ... just trying to make sure you guys are updated. 8 ... If you can't tell the difference ... well, I'm not sure I can help! 9 ... Don't worry ... she knows exactly how she looks ... better to always give a positive answer. 10 .. You'd have to be beyond brave to try that because that's saying she's dumb. What she will seek out will not cost her any money, there is always an abundance of them ready to serv(ice) !
That's after 37 years of marriage !! On 5/15/07, Chris Woyton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
** THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women: 1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down. 2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50. 3. They smell nicer than we do. 4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some reason. 5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about you...somehow. 6. They just know better....somehow. 7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount about you....somehow. 8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often it's impossible to tell the difference. 9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way, you're in trouble...somehow. 10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the grass. And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it. -CW -----Original Message----- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Joe D'Souza *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:37 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** Few men forget anniversaries? The remaining account for a significant 0.00000001 of the male population.. That's probably an improvement from the trend 10 years ago.. -----Original Message----- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Chapman, Colin *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:20 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** No one has posted "Top 10 Things Women know about Men" ? I guess #1 is "They don't understand Women" ! Colin ** ------------------------------ *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Pickering, Christopher *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:15 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** How can anyone defend against the truth? C ------------------------------ *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Susan Palmer *Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:33 PM *To:* [email protected] *Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** I notice no men are refuting the post ..... lol .... :) On 5/15/07, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** 10: > 9: > 8: > 7: > 6: > 5: > 4: > 3: > 2: > 1: > > Doh !! > > > Regards…Gidd > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
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