>From the BD4 group:
Proposed Federal Aviation Regulation Act
1000.A No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the
direction or
suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try
or
make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in
whole or
in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as
authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the
Administrator.
1000.B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or
realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are or
have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they must
immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.
1000.C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
Aviation
Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension
hazards.
1000.D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the
offending
pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal Aviation
Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of
understanding anything.
1000.E Whereas notwithstanding 1000.A thru D, If the administrator or
anyone representing the administrator or anyone looking like anyone
representing the administrator does hereby begin to understand these rules in
such a capacity as to actually be of benefit to the said parties needing such
benefit, their job will be hereby terminated.
Note the FARs are about 1/5 the size of our regs.
Mike
Borgelt Instruments - manufacturers of quality soaring instruments
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