That's who Mark reminds me of! The constable from "Much Ado About Nothing". Michael Keaton was great in that role in the Hollywood rendition, but I think Mark could give him a run for his money.
Michael Harney [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Chad Chin writed: > > << > All I am asking is to have an additional rule added to thethe Etiquette book > to prohibit Trolling and Kooks. This is unlike me, but I feel strongly about > this. Some of you say, Just Killfile him. Frankly I don't want that. I want > to hear what Mark has to say. I don't want to feel that because don't know > what the fuck he is talking about, I am an idiot (trolled). > >> > > Have you read _Dune_? Well, I'm the combination Kwi-Chang-Caine, > Ersatz-Haderach, Bene Gesserit, Duke Ledo the Swan, Mood'Dweeb, > Alia-licks-the-knife-I-cut-the-cheese, Spirit of the Elder Cactus, &etc. > > In other words, I am the Egg Man, I am the Walrus! Goo goo goo joob! > "Snicker-snorlax" went the vorpal sword as the fumyous 'Snatch lost its head. > > Actually, in explicit terms, I'm kind of like the chosen representative of a > certain ring of "spies" and have been for some time, in a war fought between > "spies", whose casualties are symbolic [famous but mostly innocent dead > people]. But you should know that, you're a professional as is just about > everyone subscribed to the list currently. I'm not exactly sure about Dr > Brin -- I think sf writers are merely consultants. In that case I've also > been elevated to being a consultant as well as a full-fledged professional > and own the office of "consiglieri". In other words, I'm still a football. > > On another level, the souls of the dead seem to want to talk to me. I can't > hear a flute playing a Chinese tune without bursting to tears. Heck, Martin > Yan makes me cry. Something about the Boxer Rebellion and previous events. > > On another level, I'm not a bad philosopher. I've provided a strong proof of > many things. > > I'm not a bad engineer. I've deduced how to build pyramids with 4000 year > old technology, similar to the Egyptians'. > > I'm not a bad writer or you wouldn't want to hear what I say or read what I > write. > > I'm not a bad critic, art or fashion. Read my paper from grad school about > Black American literature [portions posted recently]. Billy Bob Thornton > doesn't look half bad with a Tuk, since I recommended that if you have the > face get rid of the hair, and if you have the hair, get rid of the face. > Every woman I see on MTV or BET makes me hard, though I don't know if that's > due to something I've said, but it reminds me of something I discussed with > Dr Feroz Papa [MD, PhD, University of Chicago]. > > I'm not a bad father. My son thinks I'm a "poophead" and told me so. > > I'm not a bad Father. People seem to look to me for spiritual advice. > > I'm not a bad friend. Gosh darn it, I'm good enough, smart enough, and > people like me! > > I'm not a bad lover, as far as the "dating game" is concerned. You'll have > to ask around to confirm. > > I'm a lousy general and a horrible troll. A competent troll wouldn't need to > follow up on so many threads to enjoy. > > I could go on and on.
