In a message dated 10/14/2002 10:55:36 AM US Mountain Standard Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
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That was an hour ago. I'm calm now.
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This may help.
If you ever get a phone solicitation about double pane windows, they usually
use the words comfort and security. Tell the salesperson that you raise pit
bulls for a living. You don't need more security. When they remind you of the
insulation value, say very quickly:
Oh no need there. I tape the dogs to the windows.
...and hang up immediately.
Just a small victory.
[Perhaps with errors, but here goes...]
Job's worth, job's worth.
It's more than me job's worth
I don't care if it's rain or snow
whatever you want the answer's no.
I can leave you standing for hours in the que.
And if you don't like it, you know what you can do.
Jeremy Taylor, on some Spike Milligan recording
It was on a Monday morning the gasman came to call.
The gastap wouldn't turn. I wasn't getting gas at all.
He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main.
And I had to call a carpenter to but them back again.
Flanders & Swann
I know the F&S full text is on the net somewhere. I don't know about
Jobsworth.
William Taylor
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