Spoken like a man who's been beat up for his lunch money once or twice.
;-)
Sharon
At 08:35 AM 11/17/2000 -0500, Larry Lyons wrote:
>Ever notice that the only response that Americans can make is almost always
>oriented towards violence. Sort of like a school-yard bully who knows no
>other way of dealing with upset and frustration.
>
>larry
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 12:46:43 -0000
>> From: "Steve Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Subject: RE: Waaay OT: US elections (tongue in cheek)
>> Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>
>> And in turn the Yanks respond thusly:
>>
>> DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>>
>> To the people of the United Kingdom,
>>
>> We are in receipt of your Notice of Revocation of
>> Independence and wish to
>> laugh heartily in your general direction. Lest you forget, we won our
>> independence in a battle of arms; it was not granted, and you
>> may not revoke
>> it. In order to make this clear, and to prevent the mistake
>> from happening
>> again, a full carrier battle group will be arriving off your
>> coast within a
>> week. You should be aware that the group will be loaded to
>> the waterline
>> with Tomahawk missles, in case you wish to fight about
>> anything. You think
>> V2s were bad? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
>>
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