Well now...isn't this cute? The high browed British raise their noses just
a little higher. Don't look over your shoulder, there's a pack of hooligans
looking for a fight.
I'm all in favor of the American bashing to continue. It's simply a
testament to our superiority. We have nothing left to prove.
In every city in every nation, the hearts and the minds of all mankind know
that America is THE beacon of hope in the world. We don't oppress, we don't
grab everything we can, above all else...we don't glorify a plastic crown.
It's true that we fight a lot. We fight an awful lot. We've waged war
inside and outside our own borders. We have lost precious lives in the
pursuit of freedom. However, these men did not die in vain. I love my
country. I would die to protect her and no amount of cynicism or
bombardment of negativity can change the face of what is pure and good about
this indivisible nation under God.
I thank Britain for being repressive. If it wasn't for your cocky attitude
and refusal to allow us a voice, we'd all be speaking English. The United
States of America changed the face of the world forever. The sun finally
sets on the British empire and the evil that men do no longer goes
unnoticed. No longer can the Hitlers of the world wreak havoc without fear
of being dispatched swiftly.
The entire world owes the United States of America a thank you for making
earth a safer place to live; if you don't like it, you're free to leave
anytime.
God bless America
DJR
> Ever notice that the only response that Americans can make is almost
always
> oriented towards violence. Sort of like a school-yard bully who knows no
> other way of dealing with upset and frustration.
>
> larry
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 12:46:43 -0000
> > From: "Steve Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Subject: RE: Waaay OT: US elections (tongue in cheek)
> > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >
> > And in turn the Yanks respond thusly:
> >
> > DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
> >
> > To the people of the United Kingdom,
> >
> > We are in receipt of your Notice of Revocation of
> > Independence and wish to
> > laugh heartily in your general direction. Lest you forget, we won our
> > independence in a battle of arms; it was not granted, and you
> > may not revoke
> > it. In order to make this clear, and to prevent the mistake
> > from happening
> > again, a full carrier battle group will be arriving off your
> > coast within a
> > week. You should be aware that the group will be loaded to
> > the waterline
> > with Tomahawk missles, in case you wish to fight about
> > anything. You think
> > V2s were bad? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
> >
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